Hi, Everyone. This is My First Bleach Fanfiction! It is a RukiaxIchigo. Lol I'm a Big Fan of them, but anyway enjoy!
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Bleach. It belongs to Kubo Tite!
This is before the soul society arch...
Ichigo Slammed his Door Shut, he was in a terrible mood. He had had a hell of a day at school, and had fought three hollows. He was dead beat tired, and he had to deal with a short, annoying, bitch shinigami. Her name was Rukia Kuchiki, and she trailed behind him.
"Hey, It's not my fault that last hollow thought your soul was strawberry flavored", Rukia laughed.
"Hardy, Hardy, Har you realise I smell like shit now." Ichigo Yelled.
She leaned forward and sniffed. She immediately recoiled. "YUCK, you sure do."
He glared at her as she walked past. A loud rustling was suddenly heard in the closet, a plush lion popped out of the closet.
"NEE-SAN," kon screamed. He made his way for rukia's breasts. Unfortunately for him she saw this coming and caught him and pinned him to the floor with her foot before he could make it there.
"Kon, get the hell away from me." She yelled.
"Mghahgsggsh" Came the Muffled reply.
"What?" Asked a confused Rukia. She let Kon up from the floor.
"I said 'You are Defiantly my Nee-san'"
Ichigo watching the whole episode was still fuming. He turned toward the door, and walked out. Before he shut it he said, "I'm going to take a shower now you both stay in here no noise at all, understand?"
"Yes Ichigo," was the reply from both.
Ichigo was finally gone leaving a very bored Rukia, and Kon.
"Man, I am so bored, Hey why don't we go out Rukia just you and me"
"Ichigo said to stay in here, wait when have I ever done what Ichigo told me to do?" a confused Rukia stated.
They both pondered over this...
"Hmmmm...NEVER," Both of them shouted.
They both ran to the window, opened it, and climbed out.
"Whoo, we have freedom!!," Yelled Kon.
Unfortunately, for them Ichigo had just gotten out of his shower.
He looked around and noticed something was missing.
"RUKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...KONNNNNNNNNN GET THE HELL BACK HERE!!!!!!!!"
End of chapter 1.
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