A/N: Hi people! Well, I was working on one of my other stories and I got distracted and looked back at my story "Defixiones" which is a House story taken from my Latin book. So I had been planning on taking another piece of story from my Latin book and translating it, and now I'm inspired, so I'm going to. Just a quick note, the translation is from the same book, but it has no connection to my first story. In the actual book it stars the same two characters that played House and Wilson in "Defixiones" but like I said, there is no connection in my stories. So now I'm going to get to the actual story and stop boring you…
[ Taub walks through the hospital. Wilson, now having returned to the hospital, he catches sight of.]
Taub: Hey Wilson! Come here! I want to tell you something.
Wilson: Do not bother me! I am busy. I am looking for House, because he is expecting a beautiful hooker. By Hercules! I have never seen such a beautiful woman. Her voice is so sweet; her eyes…
Taub: My Wilson, although you are busy, you should listen to me with very great diligence. I have been sent by our Dean of Medicine, Cuddy. Cuddy orders you to go to the psych ward at once.
Wilson: Cuddy is insane! I am not crazy.
Taub: Be quiet! Cuddy also orders House to hurry to the psych ward.
Wilson: I make the gods my witnesses. We are not crazy. We have not done anything crazy.
Taub: Blockhead! Be quiet! It is difficult for me to explain this thing to you! Cuddy, our Dean of Medicine, orders you both to be on taps for the psych ward.
Wilson: Don't curse me! Now I understand this thing! Cuddy wants us to be on taps for the psych ward. It is right for Cuddy to choose us, because we are the smartest. House and I, when we interned in Idaho, were on taps for the entire hospital by ourselves.
Taub: Although you are smart, you must also show very great diligence. For among the patients is Joseph, a young man of great importance, who's father is the main benefactor of the hospital. It is necessary for you to watch Joseph carefully.
Wilson: Do not be anxious my Taub. Nothing is difficult for us, because we are so smart, like I said before. You go to Cuddy. Tell Cuddy all these words. Don't leave anything out!
"Wilson, a doctor of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, sends his best wishes. Taub, having been sent by you, has raised your orders to us. We obey your orders, and proceed to our ward."
[They exit. Taub searching for Cuddy, Wilson for his friend.]
A/N: Yay! So this is just the first kind of introduction chapter, I promise it gets much funnier. In the book the two main characters are actually at a military base guarding the prison, so as you can imagine things get interesting :P
Umm I like reviews! And yeah, I'll try to update soon.
-Remy