WTF?
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but some of these Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Including some of the made-up ones.
Kaiba: Yugi! I challenge you to a duel!
Yugi: (Changes into Yami) Your on Kaiba
Joey: Alright! This ought to be good.
Tea: Take him down Kaiba!
Everyone: (Stares at Tea)
Yami: Lets get this duel started
Kaiba: I couldn't agree more
Yami: I choose to go first. (Draws 6 cards) I summon Dark Elf in attack mode. And I place 2 cards face down. That ends my turn
Kaiba: My turn. (Draws 6 cards) I summon Agumon in attack mode. Next I play the magic card known as Digivice.
Joey: What the…
Yami: Oh no! That card allows Agumon to warp digivolve!
Kaiba: That's right Yugi. Now Agumon warp digivolve to… WarGraymon! WarGraymon, attack Yugis Dark Elf!
(WarGraymon destroys Yami's Dark Elf)
Yami: Not bad Kaiba. (Draws card) I play the magic card Pot of Weed. It allows me to draw 2 weed cards. (Draws 2 cards) Next I'll play Card Destruction
(Kaiba and Yami discards their hands and draws a new hand)
Yami: Now I summon MegaMan in attack mode. Then I'll activate my Z-Saber magic card and attach it to MegaMan. Now MegaMan, attack Kaiba's WarGreymon!
(MegaMan destroys WarGraymon)
Kaiba: Impressive. (Draws card) Now say good bye to your MegaMan card. I play the magic card Windows 95. This card will overload any machine-type monster and destroy it. (MegaMan is destroyed) Now I play Ruby in attack mode. Ruby, attack Yugi's Life Points directly!
(Ruby takes a good chunk out of Yugi's LP)
Joey: Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on here?
Yami: Good move Kaiba. (Draws card) But not good enough. I Summon Nall in attack mode!
Kaiba: Not that ! Yugi! You idiot!
Yami: Nall! Atta…wait… (Gets wide-eyes) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
(Nall and Ruby are doing…well…something)
Kaiba: (Mutters) Idiot
Yami: Shut up.
Kaiba: (Draws) I activate the magic card hanyou summoning. This magic card allows me to ritual summon my Inuyasha card. But first I must make a sacrifice. (Sacrifices his Lord of D. Inuyasha appears) Fortunately for you I can't attack so I end my turn.
Yami: (Thinking) That Inuyasha card is powerful. (Talking) I summon Kagome in defense mode. That ends my turn.
Kaiba: (Just staring)
Tea: Yugi you idiot! You did it again!
Yami: (Looks at Kagome and Inuyasha) NOT AGAIN!
(Kagome and Inuyasha are doing their nighttime activities)
Joey: (Wide-eyes) I never knew monsters could do that
Mai: (Glaring at Joey) What's THAT Supposed to mean!
Joey: (Panicking) Nothing! Nothing at all!
Kaiba: It's just not your day is it? Now prepare to loose Yugi. I summon Immortal Wombat in attack mode! Now I activate my face down trap card, The 7 star Dragonball! Now that I have all 7 I can make any wish I want!
Yami: Not so fast Kaiba. I activate my trap card Nameckian Swap. Your Dragonballs are now Namekian Dragonballs. You get 3 wishes but you must speak Namekian!
Kaiba: No! You already destroyed my Piccolo card! (Glares) Now Immortal Wombat attack Yugis Life Points directly!
(He does it. In style, I might add)
Yami: Time to end this. (Draws card) I summon MY Immortal Wombat in attack mode!
Kaiba: (Mutters) Damn it Yugi (Talks out loud) Now you did it
Yami: What do you mean? (Looks on the field to see 2 Immortal Wombats fighting to the death)
Joey: How long is this going to take?
Kaiba: (Mutters) Too long
Tea: Well if that's the case, wanna go out?
Kaiba: sure
(Kaiba and Tea leave to go on their date)
Moral of the story
Never duel with Immortal Wombats. Unless, of course, you can get a date off of it.