Hey everyone! Okay, now I know that I have other stories that I have to update on, but this one has been bugging me for a few days and I just had to get it up and out there for you. It actually came to mind when I was watching a Naruto amv on youtube. I laughed and all. It made my day when I found it. Haha. Anyway, this story is not in the Naruto universe or Beauty and the Beast universe. It's in our universe! Yay! If you didn't know that, then that's sad. It's still gonna follow the plot line and all, but I wanted it to be different. Oh, and I'm using three songs from the movie onto this story. If you haven't guessed, I'm going along with the movie like I did with for A Sasuella Story. That just made the story seem bad in my opinion. Anyway, I'll shut up so I can write this and write my other stories (when I get to it).
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor Beauty and the Beast.
Once upon a time, there lived a handsome, yet coldhearted young prince. He has midnight blue hair that was spiked in the back and long bangs framing his angelic face and black onyx eyes that seem to look into your very soul if you got him mad. This young prince name is Sasuke Uchiha.
The Uchiha had many admirers and many people who envied him. With one snap of his fingers, many would die for him. Yes, Sasuke was that important to the female population of his kingdom. The kingdom known as Konoha.
Sasuke had many maids and servants and also two advisors.
One advisor was strict with the rules that Sasuke made and also told Sasuke what could be changed in the kingdom, though the prince would never actually change anything that was in his "perfect" kingdom. The advisor had lavender, pupiless eyes and long brown hair that is always tied in a very low ponytail. His name is Neji Hyuga.
The other advisor was carefree and also tried giving Sasuke some love advice. Every time he mentioned something about how he could get a girl to actually love him for him, Sasuke would glare at him a claim that he has girls kissing the ground he walks. This advisor has dark brown eyes and spiky brown hair with two triangles on his cheek. His name is Kiba Inuzuka.
One of the prince's maids is always timid and quiet and did whatever Sasuke said, but with some hesitation until he shouted at her. This maid has long, dark indigo hair that stopped at her waist. She also has lavender, pupiless eyes. Her name is Hinata Hyuga, Neji's cousin.
There is also a little kid that always followed Hinata for protection from Sasuke. Whenever Sasuke would see him, he would smirk at the kid and taunt him until Sasuke got bored and went away to give his slaves orders. This young kid also had dark brown eyes and brown spiky hair. This young boy's name is Konohamaru Sarutobi.
The last important character that is Sasuke's slave is an opera singer of the castle. Whenever Sasuke wanted to hear opera music, he would go to her and make her sing for him until he got bored and went to his room and listen to different kinds of music. This slave has bubblegum pink, shoulder length hair with spring green color eyes. Her name is Sakura Haruno.
Each of these people is constantly tortured by Sasuke, but said nothing to prevent death upon themselves.
One night, there was a bad snowstorm, but everyone in the castle was nice and warm, but working hard to keep their prince happy. A few minutes before midnight, there was a knock on the castle doors. Sasuke, being the stubborn asshole he is, told his servants that he'll answer the door and give the person a piece of his mind. The raven answered the double doors, only to find an ugly aged woman holding a beautiful red rose.
"May I please stay here until the storm subdues. All I have to offer is this single rose," the woman said while holding up the rose towards Sasuke. The young prince looked at her in disgust and slapped the rose away from her.
"Get away you ugly old hag. Get out of my presence before I give you the death penalty," Sasuke said coldly before slamming the doors in her face. The old woman looked at the doors in disbelief. Soon after that, the rose started to glow and the double doors slammed open when Sasuke started to walk away. Turning around, all Sasuke saw was a beautiful blonde hair woman with breasts bigger than he had seen in his lifetime.
"Gaki, you have rejected me because I was ugly and did not give me shelter. Now, you and your servants shall have a curse upon yourselves for your selfishness. The curse will lift when you truly love someone and they return that love," the blonde woman said, lifting her hand while they glowed. All the servants in the castle turned into objects that you would see in a typical house, but Sasuke's transformation was the worst of them all.
"Gah!" he screamed in agony while transforming. His hair grew lighter and longer, going past his waist. His eyes changed from onyx to red with three commons and a circle going through the commons. His pale skin turned darker and his lips turned to make you think he was wearing dark purple lipstick. There was also a t shaped scar on his nose. Looking at the closest mirror, the young prince screamed at his own reflection.
"You have until the last petal on this rose falls for you to live, unless if you find true love," the woman said while dropping the flower. Sasuke caught it before it fell and looked at it in disbelief. There was a blinding shine, causing the prince to cover his eyes. When he reopened them, the woman was gone.
"Master Sasuke, what shall we do?" Neji asked while trying to get used to walking in his new body. The transformation made him transform into a clock. Sasuke looked at his other servants. Kiba was a three stick candle, Hinata was a coffee pot, Konohamaru was a chipped tea cup, and Sakura was a wardrobe.
"Nothing. Who would love a beast like me? I'm ugly. No one in this kingdom would want to look at me," the raven said with a sigh. Carefully putting the rose down, Sasuke walked to his bedroom. Once he entered his bedroom, Sasuke saw a painted portrait of himself when he was his handsome, human self. Growling at the portrait, he grabbed it and through it across the room, breaking it and a vase that the portrait had hit.
"No one will truly love me. I might as well die alone," the young prince lowly said, putting his face into his hands and sitting on his bed. Looking out the window, out towards where his kingdom is. He hoped that maybe his doubts will be wrong and maybe someone will somehow walk into his lonely life and love him for who he truly is.
A Few Years Later
Sapphire blue eyes opened from a peaceful sleep. The owner of the eyes had blonde sunshine hair with whisker marks on his cheeks. This blonde beauty of Konoha kingdom rubbed sleep from his eyes and stretched. This lazy, yet energetic young adult's name is Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto Uzumaki lives with his father Jiraya. His father is a writer of the ever known book Icha Icha Paradise. Right when Naruto found out that his father was the author of one of the most perverted books in the world, he almost had a heart attack. It took Naruto over a year to get used to the fact that his father was the kingdom's most perverted hermit.
Getting out of bed, Naruto walked to the bathroom and closed the door. Turning the water onto the temperature he likes, he stripped from his bedtime clothes and stepped into the warm water. While Naruto was washing himself, Naruto's mind started to wake up from its slumber. When the blonde finished the shower, Naruto turned off the water and grabbed a nearby towel, starting to dry himself. Wrapping the towel around his slim waist, the blonde walked to his room and started to pick out his outfit for the day. Naruto grabbed a pair of jeans, a black shirt and an orange sweater. Naruto also grabbed a pair of clean orange and black boxers. Dropping his towel, Naruto put on his clothes and white socks and blues sneakers.
"Ah! Nothing like a morning shower to refresh a guy from his slumber. Now," Naruto said while spotting a book that he just finished for the second time and grabbed it, "to go to Kakashi and borrow a new book." Naruto chuckled to himself and exited his house. The blonde stopped on his porch and closed his eyes to feel the morning breeze.
Little town
It's a quiet kingdom
As Naruto started to sing with his beautiful singing voice, he started to walk through the kingdom towards a familiar place he goes every other day.
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Naruto smiled, knowing how peaceful his kingdom is in the morning before it gets hectic.
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say
Naruto frowned, knowing he woke up a little too late. The hecticness of the kingdom will start about now.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Naruto rubbed his temples, hoping that a headache doesn't come. When it wouldn't subside, he ignored it and smiled, walking towards the bookstore at a slow pace.
There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Naruto smiled at the kingdom's baker as he walked past the young man.
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
Naruto walked over to the baker's shop and smiled his famous smile that the blonde was known for.
"Good morning, Naruto!" the baker said with delight as he saw the kingdom's ball of sunshine.
"Morning, mister!" Naruto exclaimed with a grin, smelling the freshness of each bakery item at the shop.
"Where are you off to?" the baker asked, no denial of curiosity in his voice while grabbing a few trays of freshly baked bread to show to his paying customers.
"The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and a…" Naruto tried explaining, but was interrupted by the baker.
"That's nice," the baker said while turning around towards the back of his shop. "Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" Naruto chuckled at the baker and continued towards the bookshop. Two women were not that far from Naruto and spotted him, looking at his in distaste.
Look there he goes that guy is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
Cause his head's up on some cloud
No denying he's a funny guy that Naruto
The blonde heard what they said, but ignored them. He got used to them gossiping about him. Sure he was different because liked reading instead of doing what other men in his kingdom does for a living, but he liked to read and no one in his kingdom will make him change his mind about reading.
Hello.
Good day
How is your fam'ly?
Naruto smiled as the towns people interacted with each other peacefully.
Hello
Good day
How is your wife?
Naruto smiled at the man, wondering how life would be if he found someone to truly love.
I need six eggs
That's too expensive
The young blonde looked at horror at the woman with that many kids. He shuddered at the thought of having that many kids. Looking around, he sighed, knowing that everything in this town seems to be a routine.
There must be more than this provincial life
Right after Naruto sung that, he entered the bookstore and was greeted by a man whose face was half hidden under and mask, who was reading one of his father's perverted books.
"Ah, Naruto," the man, whose name is Kakashi Hatake, greeted Naruto with a smile. Well, no one can tell because of the mask.
"Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed," the blonde said with a grin, giving Kakashi the book so he can put it away later on during the day.
"Finished already?" Kakashi asked, raising an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Oh, I couldn't put it down," Naruto exclaimed while spinning in a circle. "Have you got anything new?"
"Not since yesterday," Kakashi said with a light chuckle, putting the borrowed book away.
"That's alright," the blonde said, climbing the bookshelf latter and pushing it, knowing where to go. "I'll borrow… This one!" Naruto handed the book to Kakashi so he knows what book will be missing from his shelf.
"This one?" Kakashi asked, reading over what the book was and smiled. "But you've read it twice."
"Well, it's my favorite," Naruto retorted, sounding like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He then smirked and jumped off the latter. "Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise…" Naruto was cut off by a chuckling Kakashi.
"If you like it all that much, it's yours," Kakashi told Naruto while handing the book to the blonde. Naruto stared at Kakashi in disbelief.
"But sir!"
"I insist," Kakashi exclaimed while walking with Naruto out the door. Naruto smiled his biggest smile and hugged Kakashi.
"Well, thank you. Thank you very much," Naruto exclaimed, letting go off Kakashi and walking away, already starting the book.
Look there he goes that guy is so peculiar
I wonder if he's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And his nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Naruto
Naruto walked over to the center's fountain and sat down to read the book he enjoys so much.
Oh, isn't this amazing?
Naruto saw a sheep by him and smiled, showing it the page he already was on.
It's my fav'rite part because you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three
Naruto grinned until he saw the sheepherder yelling and the sheep, who started to run away, leaving a dumbfounded blonde. He shrugged and got up, walking back to his house and reading the book at the same time.
Now it's no wonder that his nickname is "beauty"
His looks have got no parallel
Naruto chuckled to himself as the lady complimented on his "good" looks.
But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid he's rather odd
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
Behind the book, Naruto rolled his eyes as the shopkeeper he just passed just insulted his love for reading.
He's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Naruto
Behind the group of towns people, a bird had dropped dead from a gunshot and tall and lanky man tried to catch it in a bag, but missed. Groaning in disbelief, he picked up the dead bird and shoved it into the bag.
"Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Itachi! You're the greatest hunter in the kingdom," the man exclaimed to a taller, muscular man, holding a shotgun that he shot the bird with.
"I know," Itachi plainfully said while putting his gun in its holster on his back. Itachi then saw a mirror and was checking himself out for the tenth time that day.
"No beast alive stands a chance against you. Heheh! And no person for that matter," the smaller man of the two said jokingly, rubbing the back of his head.
"It's true, Kisame. And I got my sights set on that one," Itachi told his partner with a smirk, putting him in a headlock and pointing towards Naruto, who was ignoring Itachi the whole time.
"Hm? The author's son?"
"He's the one. The lucky guy I'm going to marry," Itachi shouted happily while releasing Kisame from the headlock.
"But he's…"
"The most beautiful guy in town," Itachi exclaimed with a smirk, knowing that he's right.
"I know, but…"
"That makes him the best. And don't I deserve the best?" Itachi asked Kisame with a dangerous glare that promised pain if he answered the question wrong.
"Well, of course! I mean, you do…" Kisame was once again interrupted by Itachi.
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him
I said he's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only he
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Naruto
Itachi smirked and started to chase walk after Naruto; in hopes of catching up to him and telling him how much he loved the said blonde.
Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Mister Itachi
Oh he's so cute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute
Ino sang while hearts were in her eyes at the sight of her love, Itachi. She frowned when he ignored her, but smiled when she saw the reflection of herself in the water at the fountain she was sitting at.
Hello!
Pardon
Itachi was trying to get through the crowd in order to get to Naruto.
Good day
You call this bacon?
What lovely grapes!
Some cheese
Ten yards
one pound
'scuse me!
Itachi was still in the crowd, Naruto about five yards away from his grasp.
I'll get the knife
Please let me through!
Itachi was getting mad at how many people where in the town, going about their business. He was ready to maim someone pretty soon.
This bread -
Those fish -
it's stale!
they smell!
Miss mistaken.
Itachi was still getting through, his hand inching very closely towards his gun. He then saw Naruto stop and he smirked.
There must be more than this provincial life!
Naruto smiled, holding his book and looking at the sky peacefully.
Just watch, I'm going to make Naruto my husband!
When Itachi saw a path open towards Naruto, he was about to walk over to him, but then everyone then covered the path in front of Itachi. If looks could kill, Itachi would have already killed all the towns people because they were blocking him from Naruto.
Look there he goes a guy who's strange but special
Naruto started to walk back home while reading his book, taking no notice of the towns people behind him.
A most peculiar mystery
It's a pity and a sin
He doesn't quite fit in
Cause he really is a funny guy
A beauty but a funny guy
He really is a funny guy
That Naruto
Naruto stopped and turned around, raising an eyebrow at the town's people as they went about their daily business. Shrugging it off, Naruto went back to his journey home and enjoying his book at the same time, but was stopped by someone who is bigger than him.
"Hello, Naruto."
Ah! One of my favorite Disney songs has been modified! I love it, though it's hard to sing along with with the actual song. Anyway, this story actually got me pumped to write another chapter of one of my stories! Not telling which it is, but you'll find out soon! Hahaha. Till next chapter!