Kai: This is the profile chapter for my new story 'Wide-screen TVs & Random Chaos!' which was inspired by Himizu-chan's story 'Of Big Screen TVs and Nuclear Bombs', which is located in my favorites. Any aspects from her story will be pointed out & the credit given to her. I don't steal stories! Youko & Kuronue do all the stealing, right boys?

Youko & Kuronue: (Sitting on several large piles of gold & jewels) Yep!

Kai: Anyway, this story will feature the very first appearence of mine & Trini's bestest friend Taylor! (Whispering) At least I think it's her first appearence...

Taylor: Hi!

Trinity: What up? (spots Youko) Youko! (Glomps him)

Youko: (Is glomped off his pile of stolen loot) Hello Trini.

Kai: Disclaimer!

(A curtain is pulled back to show Karasu in a cage with killer pink plot bunnies)

Karasu: That thing doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

(The curtain closes)

Karasu: OH MY G...AHHHH!

Kai: (muttering) Thats what he gets for calling me a thing.

The Authoresses/OCs:

Name: Kaia Kaze Hikaru

Nicknames: Kai, Kazekage, Flame girl, Flarix, ect.

Sex: Female

Race: Human??

Age: 16

Birthday: Oct. 31st

Eyes: Bright Blue, they change to Green with intense emotions

Hair: Black with Dark Pink streaks. It reaches her shoulders. Her bangs are Dark Pink, they frame her face, & reach past her chin. She has several miniature braids with Dark Pink beads on the end holding them together.

Outfit: A tan tanktop with two dark brown sleeves that aren't attached but they reach from right over her elbows to her wrists where they flare out, a light tan scarf around her neck, a light blue denim skirt with a burgundy belt, thigh high black socks with white skulls & light and dark pink hearts, a pair of black & white checkered converse sneakers with pink laces with white skulls, & a pair of black aviator goggles with white skull & light pink heart stickers on it on her forehead.

Accessories: A blood red pendant with a silver dragon wrapped around the gem, three small silver hoops in each ear, & a charm bracelet. Her nails are painted black.

Weapons: A frying pan & a guitar like Haru Haruko from Fooly Cooly. She is absolutely deadly with a frying pan & her guitar.

Personality: Nice, sweet, yet at times she can also be evil, insane, manipulative, a psychotic pyromaniac & she can also be VERY random at times.

Other: She doesn't like being called Kaia, so unless you want third degree burns or to die, then don't call her Kaia, just Kai. She has Astraphobia, & she suffers from R.S.M's (Random Stupid Moments), R.F.M's (Random Fangirl Moments), R.O.S (Random Outburst Syndrone), R.B.O.L. (Random Bursts Of Laughter), & R.I.V.A.W.H (Random Inner Voices Arguing With Her). She always has on her goggles, even while at school. She's an anime otaku & is Sesshomaru, The Dog-father in the club The Anime Mafia, which she started. She's also a huge fan of Yu Yu Hakusho & her fav char. is Hiei.

Family: Her father Daisuke died when she was nine, so it's just her, her mom Kayla, her 19 year old brother Zeke, & her 7 year old annoying little brother Riku.

Things to know: Now there are a few things about Kai you should know:

1) When scared, Kai has a tendancy to curse. The more scared she is, the worse the curse (Rhyme Time!).

2) When faced with danger, Kai has NO Fight or Flight skills. She thinks she can take on just about anything... except the Cosmic Sheep. She has to have her Green Radioactive Ghetto Hamster army & Her Oreo minions to take them on.

3) Also when faced with danger, her form of a weapon is to hit aforementioned 'Danger' with her mother's five pound cast iron skillet. That's how the last guy who tried to rob their house got his face smashed in. If she can't get the skillet, she will use a list of things excluding the kitchen sink. She prefers her guitar the most, as she thinks she looks like Haru Haruko from Fooly Cooly. And she does as there is a picture of her hitting her cousin with her guitar on her bedroom door.

4) She also believes that trees, stairs, the sky, & the C.I.A are all plotting her death. And that her internet, PeoplePC is Satanic. Which it is. Believe me, I should know, as I have it.

Name: Trinity Tora Nekoyama

Nicknames: Trini, Mizukage, Ice girl, Fox girl, Rainix, ect.

Sex: Female

Race: Human??

Age: 16

Birthday: Oct. 31st

Eyes: Emerald Green, they change to Bright Blue with intense emotions

Hair: Black with a blue sheen. It reaches her upper back. Her bangs are blueish-green, they frame her face & reach past her chin.

Outfit: A white spaghetti strap tanktop with the kanji for 'Water' written on it in ocean blue, a light blue denim skirt with two ocean blue belts that criss-cross on her right side in the front, & a pair of blue converse sneakers with white laces with blue stars.

Accessories: An ice blue pendant with a silver dragon wrapped around the gem, two small silver hoops in each ear, & a charm bracelet. Her nails are painted midnight blue.

Weapons: A silver serving platter & a guitar amp. She is absolutely deadly with that serving platter though.

Personality: Nice, sweet, yet at times she can also be evil, insane, manipulative, a little spastic, & she can also be VERY random at times.

Other: She doesn't like being called Trinity, so unless you want to die a VERY painful premature death, then don't call her Trinity, just Trini. She has Astraphobia, & she suffers from R.S.M's (Random Stupid Moments), R.F.M's (Random Fangirl Moments), R.O.S (Random Outburst Syndrone), R.B.O.L. (Random Bursts Of Laughter), & R.I.V.A.W.H (Random Inner Voices Arguing With Her). She's an anime otaku & is Youko, The Thief in the club The Anime Mafia, which Kai started. She's also a huge fan of Yu Yu Hakusho & her fav chars. are Kurama & Youko.

Family: Her dad Satoshi, her mom Shiori, & her older brother Blaze (Yes thats his REAL name).

Things to know: Now there are a few things about Trini you should know:

1) When scared, Trini has a tendancy to curse. The more scared she is, the worse the curse (Rhyme Time!).

2) When faced with danger, Trini has NO Fight or Flight skills. She thinks she can take on just about anything... except the Galactic Guinea Pigs. She has to have her Killer Hybrid Plants for that. The Killer Hybrid Plants were made by crossing a regular plant with a demon plant from the Makai.

3) Also when faced with danger, her form of a weapon is to hit aforementioned 'Danger' with her brother's guitar amp. That's how the last guy who tried to rob their house got his face smashed in. If she can't get the amp, she will use a list of things excluding the kitchen sink. There is a picture of her hitting her cousin Kuroneko with Blaze's guitar amp at Kai's fifteenth birthday party on her bedroom door.

4) She also believes that trees, stairs, the sky, & the C.I.A are all plotting her death. And that her internet, PeoplePC is Satanic. Which it is. Believe me, I should know, as I have it.

Name: Taylor Tori Mazaki

Nicknames: Tori, Raikage, Lighting girl, Avrenix, ect.

Sex: Female

Race: Human??

Age: 16

Birthday: Oct. 31st

Eyes: Blueish-Green, they change to Green or Blue with intense emotions

Hair: Black with a purple sheen. It reaches her mid-back. Her bangs are purple, they frame her face & reach past her chin.

Outfit: A purple tanktop with two sets of sleeves one on her shoulders & one around her upper arm, a short purple denim skirt that changes to blue with a pale blue belt & three pale blue stars on the side, thigh high purple & blue horizontal striped socks, a pair of purple converse sneakers with blue laces with purple stars.

Accessories: A purple pendant with a silver dragon wrapped around the gem, two small silver hoops in each ear, & a charm bracelet. Her nails are painted dark purple.

Weapons: A fruit bowl & a encyclopedia. She is absolutely deadly with that encyclopedia.

Personality: Nice, sweet, yet at times she can also be evil, insane, manipulative, a little spastic, a bit clueless at times, & she can also be VERY random at times.

Other: She has Astraphobia, & she suffers from R.S.M's (Random Stupid Moments), R.F.M's (Random Fangirl Moments), R.O.S (Random Outburst Syndrone), R.B.O.L. (Random Bursts Of Laughter), & R.I.V.A.W.H (Random Inner Voices Arguing With Her). She's an anime otaku & is Hiei, The Hitman in the club The Anime Mafia, which Kai started. She's also a huge fan of Yu Yu Hakusho & her fav char. is Touya.

Family: Her father Kurashi, her mother Kaname, her older brothers Akihiro & Ichiro, her older sisters Kaguya, Chihiro, & Sora, her little brothers the twins Akira & Mamoru, & her 16 month sister Ayame. Taylor still wonders why she got the only non-asian name. She also would like it known that her mom is pregnant yet again.

Things to know: Now there are a few things about Taylor you should know:

1) When scared, Taylor has a tendancy to curse. The more scared she is, the worse the curse (Rhyme Time!).

2) When faced with danger, Taylor has NO Fight or Flight skills. She thinks she can take on just about anything... except the Cosmic Crabs from the Crab Hebula. She needs her purple rabid squirrels for that.

3) Also when faced with danger, her form of a weapon is to hit aforementioned 'Danger' with her older brother Akihiro's thickest encyclopedia. That's how the last guy who tried to rob their house got his face smashed in. If she can't get the the book, she will use a list of things excluding the kitchen sink. There is a picture of her hitting her older brother Ichiro with Akihiro's encyclopedia on her bedroom door.

4) She also believes that trees, stairs, the sky, & the C.I.A are all plotting her death. And that her internet, PeoplePC is Satanic. Which it is. Believe me, I should know, as I have it.

Kai: There you go! That's our profiles!

Trini: Please remember to Read & Review.

Taylor: First five reviewers get a plushie of their choice & a lifetime supply Mountain Dew!

All: Ja ne!

As you finish reading this, Kai's Green Radioactive Ghetto Hamsters have pinpointed your location & are coming with M40 sniper rifles. So review & they won't kill you. They are trained to kill on command by General Scooter (A panda. Yes a panda, who happens to have served in countless wars. Which means they have Marine training. You are so screwed if you don't review.). BEWARE THE GREEN RADIOACTIVE GHETTO SNIPER HAMSTERS!!

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