Congratulations! You are now the proud controller of a new and improved INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT. The following is what you need to know before you operate your new INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT.

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT comes with the following;

1 long, gray over-coat.

1 nightstick.

1 police uniform. Hat is not included, you may purchase one if you desire.

1 Revolutionary disguise.

1 framed police card stating name, age ect.

If any of the above are not in the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT's package, call the number on the bottom of the page and we will happily send you the missing necessities.

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT will arrive knocked unconscious by our shippers for your convenience and when he arrives at your residence, all that is required is that you simply put him in a chair. (WARNING: DO NOT LAY THE INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT DOWN. The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is a very proud being and would find being in a stranger's home and on their couch very unsettling and would leave as soon as possible.)

Take special precaution in what atmosphere the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT awakes, so he will not awake suspicious of you and have you arrested for abduction. We are sorry if you do not heed these warnings.

When he demands to know who you are and where he is, simply tell him that you found him at the banks of the river and took him home, he will then feel some sort of gratitude, or embarrassment, towards the whole situation and be bound to you by honor. WARNING: There have been cases when the unit got very angry and beat up the proud owner of the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT. If this seems to be the case, we will pay for medical expenses and refund/send you another INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT that is in its right mind.

ACTIVATATIONS

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT does need to eat and will prepare his own meals. If you should choose to cook for him, it is natural for him to suspect poisoning and throw it out when you're not looking.

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT will need to sleep occasionally, but he will most likely do so away from others, so give him a room with a bed and a locked door and the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT will be grateful.

MODES:

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT has only 2 modes, 1 is POLICEMAN MODE. The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is an honest and honorable man who would rather die than disobey his duty. (WARNING: Do not make him disobey his duty. Under any circumstances) As a note for your own safety; if you, the proud owner of the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT, have a criminal record, we suggest returning the unit for a full refund, for he will mercilessly hound you until you have been brought to justice.

The second mode is SUICIDAL MODE while in this mode, the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT will wander the streets aimlessly, write a long list of ways to better the prison systems, and, lastly, jump off bridges.

FUNCTIONS:

Because the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is constantly in POLICEMAN MODE, his functions are limited to the right/lawful acts.

NOTE: The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is not friendly or loving. Do not attempt to have romantic relations with the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT, for it will end in either your death or his suicide.

ADDITIONAL WARNINGS;

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is not compatible with any other unit in the LES MISÉRABLES UNITS co. Many proud owners have tried pairings a FANTINE UNIT or even a JEAN VALJEAN UNIT, the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT did not react kindly to these proceedings for they were quickly followed by the FANTINE UNIT's death and a fistfight with the JEAN VALJEAN UNIT.

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is an active member of the police force, we are very sorry if you commit a crime while in the possession of an INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT and we will do our best to visit you during those nineteen years in the state penitentiary.

The INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT does not and will not get along with an ENJOLRAS UNIT or LES AMIS PACKAGE, the INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT will try to arrest the other units if they don't tie him up and execute him first.

FAQ and common complaints

Q: My INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT came home today in a smelly old cloak and he was real mad and grumbled about how he was a fool, what gives?

A: You INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT has just disguised himself as an old beadle and has been foiled in an attempt to apprehend a wayward JEAN VALJEAN UNIT, if you wish to assist your unit on this quest, you may, but it is very unlikely that he will succeed. If you do not wish to assist him, just tell him that the JEAN VALJEAN UNIT will turn up sooner or later.

Q: My INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT is very sulky lately and I want to know what's going on.

A: WARNING your INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT has been to the barricades and has been rescued by a JEAN VALJEAN UNIT. He's now suffering a mental breakdown; tell the unit that someone can be a good man and a lawbreaker at the same time. If he doesn't believe you, send him back and we will ship you a new INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT free of charge.

WARNING: If you do not tell him this in time, he will do something drastic for he is in SUICIDAL MODE. And we at the LES MISÉRABLES UNITS co. do not offer a warranty that covers such drastic actions.

Q: My unit is acting oddly; he steals my things, runs from police officers and has important talks with young homeless boys, also, my INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT looks young enough to be going to school with me, has there been a mistake?

A: Oh, we're terribly sorry, there has been a mistake; you seem to have been sent a MONTPARNESS UNIT, we will fire the intern that made the mistake and send you a brand new INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT; you may keep the MONTPARNASS UNIT if you wish, but the two will not get along.

Q: My unit is very cheerful lately, he even said good morning. It's really starting to scare me.

A: No need to be frightened, your INSPECTOR JAVERT UNIT has just nabbed the very dangerous ROGUES AND ROBBERS PACK at the Gorbeau Tenant; he'll be ignoring you and less joyful in no time.

Thank you for your patronage and we hope you enjoy your unit and any other unit you may purchase.

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E.G: Whoo! That was fun! Should I write more? An ENJOLRAS UNIT or COSETTE UNIT or, or, or! –fandom explosion-

I saw one of these for Marius and one for Valjean, but no Javert! D8 So I made one for him.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fantine, Javert, Valjean or Montparnasse and there actually is no such thing as the LES MISÉRABLES UNIT co. and if there is, don't sue me for copyright, I don't want your company. Do I need to credit the people who wrote the other UNIT fics for inspiring me? And I don't mean to be stealing their thunder, and if they want me to take this down I will.

But really guys, should I write another chapter?