Drapple Poem

by Leftmango

So, you know, Draco never seemed to have any official love in his life until well after Hogwarts except his beloved apple that he was seen sharing so much time with. Here is a poem that said Apple wrote to Draco during their ... relationship ...

Okay, don't laugh. I got bored during a particularly boring exam, and since I am a lover of the Drapple shipping I came up with this incredibly strange poem. Enjoy.

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Draco,

JK created you with charm with cunning and with wit,

And God created love, and we both fell in it.

Matt Groening created Lisa, and then created Bart,

And JK created an Apple who would one day steal your heart.

Aldolphe sax created the saxophone and Theobald Boehm created the flute,

And equality was then created, between one man and his fruit.

Because I couldn't find a better rhyme; Alfred Mosher Butts created scrabble,

And God created JK, and JK created Drapple.

Sincerely, Apple.