Just a little note: Pansy dated Draco while they went to Hogwarts and Hermione dated Ron for six months after the war. So they are the ones I had in mind when I said ex-girlfriends.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Not mine.

»I think we're in trouble.« Ron was looking rather pale and frightened.

»I know.«

»You know shit Potter. You married little Rawenclaw, you have nothing to worry about. I, on the other hand, had married Granger.«
»Yeah, you're right Malfoy. But Merlin knows what kind of things will they come up with… Together they know all of our secrets…«

All four men stared in silence into Grand library in Malfoy manor, where their wifes sat. Hermione Malfoy, Ginny Zabini, Luna Potter and Pansy Weasley were currently in middle of a very secretive and funny conversation. Once again, laughter rang out of the doors after Pansy finished telling her story.

»Who knows what she just told our wifes Malfoy! It could be anything!...You don't think she would tell anything about the gradua…«
»Shut up Zabini, don't jinx it!« But it seemed it was already too late 'cause laughter once again filled the giant room.

The two laughing the most were Ginny and Hermione. They had a surprise for their husbands.

By now the women were talking without any restraints and men could hear everything from their position in front of a doors.

»So, let me get this straight: Malfoy and Zabini made a bet at graduation ball about how many children they will have?« It was Luna asking this and for once she behaved like any other woman would in this kind of situation. For once she was asking normal questions.

»Well kind of, they actually said that the winner will be the one who has three or more children in a five years time. Seeing how three years have already passed and there is no children around yet, I don't think there will be any winner. They also said that they will shave their heads if they have no children…« Laughter erupted again before comments from Hermione and Ginny stopped the flow of oxygen in their husbands. Actually they stopped the workings of many things.

»They won't have to shave their heads.« Luna and Pansy quickly catched the meaning of it.

»You mean you are...?«

»Yes, Pansy.«

»Actually we both are.«

By now all of the men knew what they were talking about and Malfoy and Zabini were torn between hyperventilating and blind happiness and what came next was… unexpected.

»Congratulations, you two!«

»Yes, also, neither of two will actually lose the bet.« Pansy and Luna were confused. As were the men.

»We're both having quadrilles!« Ginny's high pitched exclamation did not escape Malfoy and Zabini and they promptly lost the ability to function.

Thumps of their bodies falling to the ground went unnoticed as another two announcments were made.

»I'm also pregnant with twins!« from Luna and Pansy's yell of:

»I'm having triplets!«

Another two thumps were heard from hallway outside the library.