K-B Chronicles: Kirby's Origin
"Behold, my greatest creation!" were the first words I've ever heard. And, for storytelling's sake, I'll start there. Those first words were spoken by Nightmare, a despicable being... and also my creator. "This creation, currently dubbed Experiment K-B for testing, is my best yet. Using the recipe used for Experiment M-K-" said Nightmare before being interrupted by the customer, a self-proclaimed king of unidentifiable species (the "penguin" that appears in his background check just doesn't seem accurate) named Dedede. "You mean Meta Knight?" Dedede interrupted with a western accent, "he's my royal advisor! Best one yet." Nightmare rolled his eyes. "And the same one who started the rebellion." Nightmare murmured under his breath. "Anyway," he said, "using the same biological structure of Meta Knight, I have created a Kreme Puff that can eat any material and absorb it's properties. For example..." I awoke abruptly. "Bii?" I said weakly, not being able to speak (At least I can type). A strange creature that looked like a knights helmet with stubby arms and legs fell out of the sky. I realized that the floor I was standing on looked like a chessboard. Instinctively, I sucked. No, not like that, like a vacuum. The knight's helmet (known formally as "Sir Kibbles") came flying into my gaping mouth. I began to tremble. A flash. Suddenly I was the one with a knights helmet, and I was holding some kind of sharp-edged boomerang in my stubby arms. As I spat out a star containing Sir Kibbles' power, I heard Dedede shouting "I'll take it!" Nightmare smiled. "Good..." he said. A beam of light came down from the sky, and suddenly I found myself in a new, better lit room where Dedede was standing. "This should be a great deal!" shouted Dedede's lackey, Escargoon. Dedede replied "Let's see what this puppy can do..." Thus , the mayhem began...