AN: I do not own Twilight. I would kill for it though.
"A little less conversation baby, a little more action-"
"Emmett, thank you for the vocal but it's really not necessary," Edward groaned, massaging his forehead with his index and thumb.
"Just trying to keep it light, little bro. Or should I say big bro? I dunno, I've lost track of who's older. I suppose I feel older because no little brother should have to give their big brother the sex talk." He artfully dodged a swing at his head, not looking the least bit concerned.
Edward fell back onto the lounge, groaning. "Good!" Emmett said, excited. "That's the noise you want her to make!"
"Emmett," Jasper said, eyeing Edward cautiously, "I'd lay off a bit. He may release some of his frustration on you instead of on Bella. Hopefully it won't be in the same way though."
This time Edward just lay there. What was the point in threatening them? Like they'd stop. Before long, he'd probably know more about 'it' than all the hormone driven teenage boys in Forks put together. And he wouldn't have to ask one question.
"Woah. Good point, Jas. Okay, I'll be a good boy. Comparatively," Emmett smirked, and then looked positively ecstatic. "This calls for specialist equipment." He flew from the room and returned before the second was up; a human wouldn't have noticed his absence. They would, however, have noticed the fact that he was holding a blow up dummy of a naked female. With exceptionally large breasts.
AN: Ohh I'm a tease! This is a really short chapter, just to see how you guys feel about it. If you like it then I'll keep writing. If not, I might write it anyway. Lol. Lemons are soon to come. Reviews please. They help me please you. :)