Disclaimer: SADLY I DO NOT OWN ANY OF HELLSINGS CHARATERS and THIS IS NOT MY STORY IDEA i got the idea from another story (isn't inpiration wounderful?) =D
The Puppy
Alucard was stalking through the forest on a beautiful fall night looking for his next unfortunate victim to feed upon. You see Alucard was very, very hungry.
Soon after walking for a while a little black puppy ran up to him and stared at him. He started at the puppy. The puppy stared back. He stared at the puppy. The puppy stared back. He stared at the puppy. The puppy stared back. After 20 minutes of staring and Alucard's stomach growling the puppy ran off, this made Alucard very sad because he considered the puppy a friend.
After 5 minutes of Alucard crying the puppy ran back with a small pail of berries. Alucard grinned happily and took the bucket.
"Hey thanks little furry puppy friend" he patted the puppy on the head
He was so happy he picked the puppy up and ran home.
"Sir Integra!!! Sir Integra!!! Sir Integra!!!"Alucard screamed
"WHAT ALUCARD" she asked impatiently
"Can we keep him?!?! Can we keep him?!?!
Can we keep him?!?!?"
"Fine just stop acting like a 3 year old"
"YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY"He danced around happily
THE NEXT DAY
"ALUCARD PICK UP YOUR PUPPY'S CRUD!!" Sir Integra yelled
"but I don't wanna" he whined
THE END