A/N: This is my first fanfic and I really hope you all enjoy. PS: Bagels. That is all.

This is Berk, "the best place on Earth". At least, that's what the sign says. Truthfully, this place is awful. We have gangs, drug dealers, gun runners, and everything else you can imagine. Upsides to living here? There aren't any. So I guess what I'm trying to say is...

"Hiccup! Focus boy! School won't wait for ye!"

"Sorry!" I shout down to him as I run down the stairs. "See you later dad." I grab my bag from him and run out the door. My school is only a five minute walk from my house. I go to the Los Angeles Performing Arts school. Most people can't help but question how I got in, considering it usually looks like I don't have any talents. But I hold a secret that nobody could ever imagine. I am the newest member of Hollywood Undead. My stage name is "The Dragon". I replaced Danny when he left for a solo career. The only people that know are my dad, the band, my uncle Gobber, my brother David, my teachers, and my principal.

"I wonder what it would be like if everyone at school knew. They would get them to stop picking on me. I doubt it would be worth it though." Nobody knows I'm The Dragon because I never take my mask off in public, so I'm known best for that. And since nobody has ever seen my face, nobody would believe me if I did tell my secret. That and because I'm to much of a loser to be that cool.

The mask that I wear is light blue with a black dragon wrapping around my right and shooting red and orange flames towards my left eye. The coolest part is that the dragon and the flames glow in the dark. A lot of people think the mask is pretty cool. But of course my cousin, Snotlout, thinks he could make a better mask with his eyes closed. But I've seen him make stuff with his eyes open, and it'll never happen, ever. I think he was just trying to impress Astrid, who has no interest in him at all. Of course, I would do the same thing, if she didn't ignore me and pretend I don't exist. That's a deal breaker.

"Wow. How'd I get here so fast?" I ask myself as I walk through the front door of the school. That didn't feel like five minutes. Oh well, time for another awful day. I walk over to my locker and start getting my stuff when I hear an all to familiar laugh. "Snotlout". I whisper to myself.
"Hey look! It's Hiccup the Useless!" He yells, causing all his friends to laugh. "Why'd you even come to school today Useless? Actually, how'd you get into this school at all? Everyone knows you're a loser. What'd you do? Bribe the principal?

"No." I say softly. "Clearly I'm good at something. Right, cuz?"
"Cuz? What's he mean?" Tuffnut asks, being as stupid as ever. Then I realized that its because Snotlout doesn't want people knowing we're related. Am I really that embarrassing?

"Didn't he tell you?" I pretend to be confused. "I'm Snot's..." I'm cut off by a fist connecting with my face. I'm knocked down by the surprise attack.
"What was that about dude?" Tuff asks as they start to walk away. He really is clueless. I look up to see Astrid give me a look of pity before she walks away. As I get up though, Snotlout decides he wants to kick me in the head, instantly knocking me out.

Later...

"Where am I?" I wake up to see I'm in the nurse's office.
"Good. You're awake. May I ask what happened? We found you unconscious in the hall.

I'm about to say what actually happened, when I remember what happened last time. "Ummm... I guess I just kinda passed out." Not the best lie ever, but it works when the staff really doesn't care

"Ok. It's lunch time if you want to eat before going to class." She tells me before going back to not caring. Yep, this is my life. I'm a world famous rock star that still gets bullied. Sounds great, right

I get off the table and walk to the lunch room. I get what I usually get for lunch, nothing. I walk over to the table where I usually sit to see my friends Danny and Fishlegs sitting with David. David was telling a story about the stupid people he meets playing Call of Duty

"So yeah, this guy was hacking and because of him everyone had super jumps and infinite ammo and all that garbage. So I invite him to a party and ask a few questions about it. Then I tell him I work for a company called Trollarch and that I'd transfer him to my partner. My friend got on the mic and starts speaking Spanish. The guy says that he doesn't speak Spanish and my friend is like 'taco? Burrito? Chupacabra? Border wars?'. The guy gets mad and starts yelling 'me no speaky! Me no speaky!' Then he leaves the party and goes into game chat. We switch to game chat and hear 'me no speaky! Me no speaky!'. Then he turns off his Xbox. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in my years of video gaming." Everyone laughs except me.

"It was funnier in person." I say out loud.

"Even if it was, it still got them to laugh." Why's he always trying to be right?

"Lawyer." I say under my breath. Because he's always trying to prove himself right, we call him a lawyer to annoy him. He'll even argue that he doesn't argue enough to be a lawyer.

"What?" He clearly didn't hear me.

"Nothing. So, anybody busy tonight?" When I hear no response I chuckle and remember none of us have social lives. "I'll take that as a no?"

"Umm..." Danny starts, "No. None of us ever are. You know that."

"I wanted to think that maybe one of us had a social life."

"Why? So we can all live vicariously through him?" David asks sarcastically.

"Yes. All I've ever wanted in life is to live through one of you guys." I say, equally sarcastic.

"I knew it!" David yells, not caring how much attention he attracts. "Yo Danyon? Fish? Why aren't you guys talking anymore?"

"Whenever we interrupt your sarcasm, it ends badly. For us that is." Fishlegs says

"Sorry..." I say, making the whole group groan. "What?

"Stop apologizing all the time! You'll never get anywhere in life like that!"

"Whatever.

"I almost forgot to ask. Where have you been all day?

"I've been in the nurse's office. Snotlout beat me up...again."

Later...

During fourth period science, we were assigned lab partners we would have for the rest of the year. And we had absolutely no say as to who we got. We were told to hope for someone decent. As we move down the list, my name still hasn't been called and most good possibilities are thrown out the window

"Fishlegs and Danny." They excitedly high five behind me. "David and Snotlout." I see him clench his fist but quickly get over it. "Ruffnut and Tuffnut." That'll be interesting. "And finally, Hiccup and Astrid.

"What?!"

A/N: First chapter, done. You would not believe how long that took. Anyways, I hope you enjoy and maybe leave a review telling me how I did and ways for me to get better. Thank you. Peace out!