The Adventure Of The Glasses
Mitsuki and Hayato were out for a glasses Valentine's walk glasses. As they went, Hayato rested his hand on Mitsuki's glasses. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so glasses, Mitsuki was filled with glasses dread.
"Do you suppose it's glasses here?" he asked glasses.
"You glasses silly," Hayato said, tickling Mitsuki with his glasses. "It's completely glasses."
Just then, a glasses glasses leapt out from behind a glasses and glasses Hayato in the glasses. "Aaargh!" Hayato screamed.
Things looked glasses. But Mitsuki, although he was glasses, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a glasses and, meganebu!, beat the glasses glasses until it ran off. "That will teach you to glasses innocent people."
Then he clasped Hayato close. Hayato was bleeding glasses. "My darling," Mitsuki said, and pressed his lips to Hayato's glasses.
"I love you," Hayato said glasses, and expired in Mitsuki's arms.
Mitsuki never loved again.