Disclaimer: I do not own Dan Howell, also known as DanIsNotOnFire, or Philip Lester, also known as AmazingPhil.
Authors Note: I do not claim phan is real in reality, nor do i expect it is. This is just a fragment of my imagination that I have decided to share with those who share the same interest as me. If i got anything wrong, please correct me, because i am new to the Phamdom and this is my first Phanfiction.
"Hey guys!", Phil says into the camera with a quick wave. "today we're going to be doing something I haven't done in a while: Phil mail!"
With a big grin, he bent down and picked up a huge armful of packages,bsome falling from where they were previously wedged between other packages and onto the floor.
"I'm super excited, because even thou you guys didn't have to you still sent me all this stuff. I'm like super excited! LIke this much excited!" , he said with a goofy grin whilelye spread his arms so far apart that they went of screen? Holding a big box smothered in tape up to the screen before he continues, "I'm going to open thison first because you can't really hear what it is, even when you shake the box. Listen!"
He shakes the box to the camera,and true to his word all you could hear was two small, indistinguishable thumps that where muffled by the box. He edited it so all you can hear is his opening music as he speed up the process in time lapse so you just see him trying to open the box in every impractical way known to man.
Finally getting the box open, he peaks in and his eyes go wide. In side the box there were two huge stuffed animals, a lion and a llama. That wasn't what made his eyes go wide though, not at all. It was the fact thattheir noses were put together as if the two animals are kissing that surprised him so. Their paws are also sewn together, but that wasn't as attention grabbing.
He gave a small experiment tug at the two animals heads, with his eyes crossed and a goofy grin to keep the video playful, and giggled when there heads came apart. He released them, and the noses went start back to each other.
Their connected by magnets! he finally realized with a huge smile. "How cute!"
After cuddling them to his face while exclaiming how soft andfluffy the are for a while, he set them aside andmoved on to the next present.
~Later That Night~
Dan sat on the couch, playing Super Mario Cart while Phil sat next to him cuddling the stuffed animals together.
Glancing over, Dan couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle softly. How could Phil not notice that something so obviously Phan mail was meant to imply that they shipped the two together?
Authors Note: I hope you enjoyed, and if you did please review and favorite!
~Kyuubigurl74