IT IS FINALLY HERE!
THE EPISTOLARY EXPANSION FANFIC WITH REALISTIC POV'S!
Whenever Beast Boy has quotations around something that is spoken, then imagine him using air quotes…it's hilarious!
ENJOY!
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Disclaimer: I don't own the Titans, just my love of them. I don't own Batman. (Could this be a dash of foreshadowing? Gasp!)
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So here I am, Garfield Logan, (I hate that name, don't call me it) hiding in my room.
I hope she doesn't kill me.
I'm talking about Raven- whom I just realized I'm in love with. I was…thinking about her…but anyways, before I knew it, I bent down and started………kissing her…
Have I ever told you what Raven was like? She was pretty, smart, graceful; maybe a little stoic, a bit dark; and also nice, but when you did something totally retarded, out of the line, spastic and rash (like, say, I don't know…kissed her?)—you wouldn't live to tell the tale. I guess I'm lucky.
You're probably wondering how my day started…
Cue the flashback!
Aw, man. I forgot- I don't have one of those thingies…
I guess I should just tell it to you then…
We (as in Cyborg and I) woke up early to go to the game store—today was the grand opening of World Destroyer III, a sequel in a series where you play as an alien called Pryptosporidium—or Prypto for short.
The crime was dropping lately, ever since some dude named "Batman" came to Jump City. (While the rest of this "Justice League" was in "Gotham", which is supposedly where this bat-dude comes from.)
I hope Raven isn't here yet…
Anyways, Robin didn't want to go because he had to do his weekly "training practice" with Starfire…We never let them know that we can hear the moans.
Anyway, so Cy and I did ALL the work. You could tell a medieval folklore story from what we've gone through…
…The checkout line…so LONG…
You didn't hear that.
So, when we got home, a twitching Raven greeted us.
"Whatever you do, don't go into the common room." She shuddered.
Cy and I looked at each other.
"Are you kidding us, woman?" Cyborg yelled, "We've been through Hell to get this! We are going to play it NOW!"
"Whatever you say, don't say I didn't warn you," her face was stern.
We ran to the living room- it was a complete mess- furniture turned over, couch upside down, the sink still running.
And in the smack middle were Robin and Starfire, breathing heavily, and almost fully out of uniform, if you know what I mean.
So we waited for them to clean the room; (with all of their clothing on) Cyborg ordered pizza, Robin started playing the game, I got mad, then Raven came in with a book. I was still mad at Robin- the shopping trip was over, the room was finally clean, I waited an hour, and he was still playing! Then the pizza finally came and-
"BEAST BOY!"
Oh great.
Raven's here.
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Ha-ha! I end with a cliffhanger! Next Chapter is actually Raven's POV. I think that it is actually very good, even though I write her polar opposite very well.