Hey everyone! I was looking at fairytale stories with Pokemon Special characters starring in the roles online at Mangafox, and this is what my sad little brain came up with. I still hope you enjoy it!
Sincerely,
Random. ; D
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Goldilocks- Gold
Papa bear- Ruby
Mama bear- Sapphire
Baby Bear- Emerald
Narrator- Diamond (P.S I bribed him with doughnuts : P)
Before the Show
Gold: Why the HECK am I playing a chick?
Random (Me): Because I thought it fit your name and personality!
Emerald: You shouldn't complain Gold.
Random: Emerald is right.
Emerald: I should be the one complaining!
Random: Huh!?
Emerald: I have to play the BABY bear!
Random: Well, I thought you were the only one who would fit the character because-
Emerald: Because I'm short?
Random: =glares= because you complain. A LOT.
Emerald: -shrinks into submission- Oh….
Random: =stares at Sapphire and Ruby= I would have expected you guys to complain…
Sapphire and Ruby: =shrug=
Sapphire: Well, you didn't give us parts that we highly dislike.
Ruby: Yeah, you gave me the role of costume designer if I performed.
Sapphire: You also said I could be as loud as I wanted! =She's yelling this by the way=
Random and Ruby: = checking if they still have hearing=
Ruby: Emerald was wining because he thought you picked him for his size, which wouldn't be quite off target…
Emerald: I heard that!
Gold: Hello! I am NOT going to be Goldilocks!
Random: Please Gold, please, please, please, please, please?
Gold: No way!
Random: =tears start to form in eyes, voice breaks while talking= P-please?
Gold: =Thoughts= Crud, I can't stand to see girls cry…
Gold: =sighs= Okay…
Random: =hugs him and starts jumping up in down= YAY!
Gold: =Thoughts= Hey this isn't so bad…
Random: =Thoughts= Yes! He fell for it!
Random: = relises something= Hey, where's Diamond?
Diamond: =sleeping in Baby Bear's bed, snoring and drooling=
Random: = face palmed head= this is going to be a LONG night….
In the audience
Pearl: I just know somehow Diamond's going to mess this up.
Platinum: Why do you say that?
Pearl: Call it my Dia- intuition…
Crystal: =speaks to Pearl= I'm sure Gold will screw up more then Diamond…
Silver: Believe what she say's.
Green: = to Red= I can't believe Yellow and Blue dragged us to this stupid thing!
Blue: Shush! It's starting!
=Light's start to dim, then Random appears on stage in a nice black dress=
People in the audience that know Random: She's wearing a dress?
Random: Good evening! I hope all of you enjoy the show! =Skips then almost trips backstage=
People: That's better.
Random: =backstage= Dumb high-heals…
Show Starts
Diamond: =narrating= Once upon a time there lived a family of bear's. In the family there was Papa bear, Mama bear, and little Baby bear.
Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald: =enter on stage=
Emerald: =Thoughts= One day, I'm going to get Random for this…
Ruby: =Thoughts= All these costumes are so beautiful! My hard work has paid off!
Sapphire: =Thoughts= I wonder why Random chose RUBY to play a bear…
Diamond: = Thoughts= Doughnuts…. (Starts to drool)
Random: =slaps the back of Diamond's head=
Diamond: YAH! Uh, well, one day they were trying there porridge when…
Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald: Ug! This needs to cool off!
Diamond: So they decided to take a walk to give their porridge time to cool off.
Sapphire: Yes! A nice walk in the woods!
Ruby: But our costumes will get filthy! =Wines=
Sapphire: Come on Prissy Boy! =Drags Ruby off to backstage with Emerald following=
Diamond: However, a knock came at the door. Suddenly, a young girl enters the house.
=Nobody comes inside=
Diamond: I said a young girl enters the house!
=Still nobody=
Random: = kicks Gold through the front door=
Gold: Yow! You kick harder then super-serious girl!
Crystal: Wait, that voice could only belong to…
Diamond: The young girl who loudly entered the room was named Goldilocks…
Gold: =Dressed in a pink frilly dress, is also wearing a curly blonde wig=
Crystal: GOLD?!
Silver: =Starts paying attention and sees Gold on stage= What?
Gold: =pouts= Lalalala… I'm Goldilocks and I just broke into some ones house. Oh look! There is some porridge. Let me start eating it without permission.
Diamond: So Goldilocks started to sample the delicious, mouthwatering, yummy, porridge… =starts drooling again=
Random: (Backstage) =face palm= maybe I should have asked someone else to narrate…
Diamond: However…
Gold: Ow! This porridge is too hot. My mouth is on fire! (Gold's thoughts- Even my hotness can't withstand the heat!)
Diamond: Then…
Gold: Brr… This porridge is too cold… Achoo! (Gold's Thoughts- Just like Ms. Ice Queen herself in the Audience…)
Diamond: Until finally…
Gold: =picks up and starts to eat Baby Bears porridge= Yum. This porridge is just right!
Diamond: After finishing the porridge, Goldilocks decided to find a place to sit and relax.
Gold: Oh look! Three chairs! One must be comfortable enough.
Diamond: Things didn't go so well though.
Gold: =sits in first chair= this chair is too big!
Gold: =sits in second chair= this chair is too soft…
Gold: =sits in last chair, which breaks under his weight= this chair was TOO SMALL.
Diamond: Since she didn't find any good chairs suited to her needs, Goldilocks went upstairs to find a bed to take a nap in.
Gold: Well, once again there are three things for me to choose from. Am I on a game show or something?
Diamond: Goldilocks tests the beds out.
Gold: =jumps into first bed= Ouch! What is this bed made out of? Rocks?
Diamond: He- uh, I mean she try's out the next one.
Gold: =lies in second bed= Okay, this might be a little TOO soft…
Diamond: Goldilocks finally lays herself down on the last bed, then drifts off to sleep.
Gold: Yawn. I'm sleepy… =fall asleep=
Diamond: Unknown to Goldilocks, the Bears had returned…
Ruby: Sanctuary! = Falls on the floor=
Sapphire: It was just a walk! You weak, little… hey, some ones been eating my porridge!
Ruby: Some one has eaten out of mine as well.
Emerald: Mines completely gone!
Diamond: The family decided to check the next room…
Sapphire: Some one has been sitting in my chair!
Ruby: Some one has been sitting in my chair.
Emerald: Some one broke my chair! WAAAAH! =Starts to fake-cry=
Diamond: The Bears finally made it up to their room…
Sapphire: WHOM THE HECK HAS BEEN SLEEPIN IN MY BED!!!
Ruby: God, could you be any louder?
Sapphire: =death glare=
Emerald: Uh, I hate to break up this family moment but THERE IS SOMEONE SLEEPIN IN MY BED!!!
Gold: Wha?
Diamond: Goldilocks awakens to find all three Bears surrounding the bed!
Gold: AHHH! I'm outa here! =Run's to try to get away, but trips and rips the entire dress off=
Everyone: Gasp!
Gold: =standing right in the middle of the stage in nothing but Luvdisc-print boxers=
Ruby: =falls to the ground= NOOOO!!! Do know how LONG it took to make that!? And the fabrics I picked out for it!? Silk, cashmere, satin…
Sapphire: SO YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER!?!!!
Ruby: What are you talking about?
Sapphire: RAWWWW!!!! =Attacks Ruby=
Ruby: NO! You will ruin my costume!
Sapphire: I HOPE I DO!
Random: =hitting her head against the wall=
Diamond: Hey Random, when do I get my doughnuts?
THE END!