Here is a new AkatsukiSakura fanfiction from non other then Lucky!
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I know you all are very happy to see me again!
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But i do not want to bore you with this!
But i do have to tell you that, i have trouble starting stories! So this part may suck. But it will be better in the future!
I do not own Naruto.
This is great. JUST FUCKING GREAT!
Try running away from your home with only my ninja bag and tools! Leaving your door unlocked and YOUR OVEN ON! And the bathroom, hull, and tv on. Talk about a MAJOR bill coming up. Also, a insurance bill for you house setting on fire. My life is just great at the moment.
I am now running off in to the forrest, in the night of a midsummer. So it is hot out. The day is just so much better. No one is following me at the moment. I snuck out in one of the old ANBU tunnels. Being the kick ass ANBU captain i am. I know the city inch by inch!
Oh! What to know why i just became a missing ninja?
Well, i am going to tell you anyways!
FLASHBACK:
"Did you have to call me up now?" I asked rubbing my eyes with a small yawn.
It is now almost midnight. I am in Tsunades office in my pj's. That is a tank top and my short-shorts.
"I am sorry this is so late." Tsunade said as she was sitting behind her desk in her chair looking out the window. So her back is now to me. Just by her voice… i know something is very wrong.
"Tsunade… whats going on?" I asked as all tiredness was washed away at once.
"She didn't lose another bet and needs to borrow money again, right?" Inner asked "I mean, we do have a good paying job. But last time… we barley had enough for food and rent! And we still didn't get paid back!"
"I need you to go out on a mission for me." She said as she turned to face me.
"Who is on my team?" I asked.
"This one… you will being alone." She grabbed out some folders. "You know of the Akatsuki right?"
"I do." I said. Akatsuki… the name enough puts my blood to boil.
"I know this is going to be a low blow and all…" She started "But this mission is tuff."
"Sorry i am late." Kakashi said as he appeared.
"Kakashi will fill you in on the details." Tsunade said as Kakashi gave a sharp nod.
"We need you to find your way into the Akatsuki." He said simply like it was an everyday thing.
"Nani?" I yelled out "Why!"
"We are becoming desperate enough to take any level into bringing down the Akatsuki." Tsunade said handing me a folder. I opened it "Sasori, the one you killed. He appears to be alive again."
"Along with Deidara, the one what blew himself up." Kakashi said "Along with another member."
"They are alive again?" I asked a little shocked
"Holy all things yellow…" I thought to myself as everything started to sink in
"Next time i will kill that muther banger and make sure he never comes alive again!" Inner kept on yelling.
"So whats this have to do with me?" I asked looking up.
"You are to become a missing ninja." Kakashi said "Once word gets out, you try to get the Akatsukis attention. Don't make it to obvious. But you will be placed in the BINGO book as an S-Rank ninja."
"Even if i do all of a sudden run away. They know me. I am to loyal and they will ketch on." I said as i put the folder back on the desk.
"We already thought of that." Tsunade said with a smirk "Danzo was just recently killed. It hasn't gone out to the public yet though."
"So someone killed him?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Yes." Kakashi said with another nod
"Whats this have to do with me?" I asked getting a little lost
"You will play the part on the one who killed Danzo." Tsunade said "You will be captured. Once you are, you will be taken in. Then you will escape."
"This is…" I paused being shocked once again. "What the hell!"
"You are one of the very few that can handle this mission." Tsunade said "I don't want to send you out there. But i am only trust you with this."
"As much as i should be happy with this… Im not." Inner said
"Why would you be happy with this?" I asked a little shocked
"Let me get back to you on that one." She said thinking.
"Let me get this right." I said "You want me to be blamed for killing Danzo. Get captured. Escape. And run off becoming a missing ninja. Be hunted down. And pray to all known gods that the Akatsuki will let me in their group. And how so will i get the info back out to you?"
"Next time we meet." Tsunade said "Rumor has it that they are planning an attack on us. The attack will take about two years. All they need left is Naruto and his tailed beast."
"So when that comes, you will run to us and give us the info." Kakashi said
"So as a spy…" I said dumbly
"Yes." Kakashi said "Me, Tsunade, and very few ANBU will know about this."
"This is an S-Rank mission i guess." I shook my head
"What do you say Inner?" I asked her
"I said hell to the yeah! I mean we will be out of here and become bad ass ninja!" She pumped her fist in the air
"What do you say?" Tsunade asked
"This is for the Leaf and to save Naruto." I said simply "I will do it."
"You will have about one day to pack. You will give your stuff to Kakashi and he will meet you out by the gates when you escape." Tsunade said "So pack a few things. And get ALOT of money and food."
"Hai." I said
"Go and pack. In an hour Kakashi will be at your house to get the stuff." She said as i gave a sharp nod and left to pack.
THE NEXT DAY:
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
"Hold on!" I yelled as i pulled on my knee high boots. I walked to the door to find an ANBU waiting for me "Can i help you?"
"Sakura Haruno." He said simply
"Thats me." I looked a little confused
"You are to be taken in for the killing of Danzo." He said as more ANBU circled me
"Isn't this the part where you run?" Inner asked as i jumped over the ANBU at my door and tried to take off.
Just to soon be captured by more and dragged to Tsunades office.
"Sakura…" She looked mad! "How could you…" She is a really good actor by the way. I never knew. Time to play my part
"You knew he needed to die." I snapped out "So i did everyone a favor!"
"What where you to gain?" She yelled back
"Why should i waist my breath on telling you." I glared
"Take her away." Tsunade said "You will be killed at dawn tomorrow."
With that i was dragged away. Being held in a jail cell wasn't that bad really. All i had to do was break down the wall at night and run to the main gate. Meet Kakashi and hull my ass out of town. I just had to wait… 10 or so hours…
Trying to make small talk with the ANBU guards isn't the best thing to do. All they do is say nothing. I mean, me being an ANBU captain, i know to keep my mouth shut. But my teams at least talk! Guess not to someone who is going to be killed… But i get nothing. All they do is walk by or do what they do best. Say nothing and act like puppets.
Finally! It is night time.
"Time to leave." I said as i faced the wall.
"Here is the extra chakra you will need." Inner said as she gave me some of her chakra, i pulled it into my fist. Smashed the wall, and took off. I didn't meet Kakashi at the gate though. He meet me near one of the old tunnels.
"You cant go out near the gate." He said opening the door in the ground and handing me my things "They have it blocked off because they know you are trying to escape."
"So just sneak out here?" I asked strapping on my bag. He nodded
"You need to go." He said. I couldn't help but wrap my arms around him and give him a final hug "Be safe out there."
"You trained me well enough to kick peoples ass and stay safe." I said as i let go of him.
"I did." He smiled, well i think. "Now go." I jumped into the tunnel to find him closing it. I couldn't make a single noise as i started running in the dark to the very end of the tunnel.
END OF FLASHBACK:
So as i am now at least… 30 miles away from the village. I remember when i was picked up, i was about to cook something, and the oven was on. So this is just great.
"We have been thinking on redecorating the house." Inner said trying to lighten up the mood
"What a great fucking way to do so!" I said as i put more chakra into my feet to gain more speed and started running to the Sound Country. Why the Sound? I dunno. I'm just to lazy to go anywhere else at the moment.
A WEEK LATER:
I stole the new BINGO book. Im already in it.
Here is what it says.
Sakura Haruno.
Wanted for murder of Danzo in the village hidden in the Leafs.
Blah blah blah.
Ran away before she met her death.
She is an S-Rank Missing Ninja.
Blah.
Super Strong. Mystical Palm.
Blah. Pink Hair. Blah.
Knows major and deep secrets about the Leaf.
Wanted Alive. And to be returned to the Leaf when found.
Blah.
I never knew these things put such boring facts about you. Its lame!
It has almost every fact known about you! Im surprised they didn't put my bra size in there!
Anyways, Its been one week after i 'ran' away from the Leaf. I am still walking around in the Sound. But i am only going to hang out in all the bad part of towns. Where almost everyone is a missing ninja.
I still wear the same outfit as i did in the Leaf. I just wear one of the cloak type things… the ones with the hood… and my head band has a mark through it. Sad really that i had to do that… but all part of the act right.
But right now, i am currently resting at a bar. Only drinking a thing of beer right now. I just walk in and the drunken guys cant take there eyes off me. Pigs…
I only punched a few guys across the room. After they got the message, they left me alone. But one wouldn't give up.
"So whats a babe like you doing out here?" He asked taking a seat next to me. He ordered two shots. This pig drugged my drink. He did it quick, but i still saw it.
"If you look at my head band you would see." I said taking a drink of the non drugged "And if you haven't noticed, im a ninja. So i just saw you drug that drink. What a waist of money."
"Then just come down to my place on your own." He winked
"Go find yourself a whore." I glared at him. I may be on my second beer. But i am NOT that drunk. And there are about three whores in this very room. They are all eyeing him. So might as well go for them. But he had to be stubborn.
"Whats your name love?" He asked putting a hand on my back.
"Sakura." I said getting ready to punch him across the room. He started trailing down my back, slowly "Get your hand off me."
"What will you do about it?" He asked getting lower and lower
"Want to end up across the room like your other friends?" I glared at him. He is at my mid-back
"Come on." He said with a smile "Have some fun." Lower back.
"Don't you dare." I said as he just now touched my ass "I warned you." All i did was punch him, and he ended up at the wall passed out. The bartender came up to me
"Another one?" He asked handing me another beer
"Yep." I said with a sigh "Cant get one night without drunk ass guys off my back."
"Thats what happens in these parts." He gave a small laugh "Im sure that someone like you could understand. How long have you been on the run?"
"Not long." I said… if i told him a week. He would laugh, maybe.
"I see." He said as someone else walked into the bar and sat next to me. "What can i get you."
"Get me the strongest thing of sake you got." The gruff voice said. He had his face covered from a straw hat…
"Look at the cloak!" Inner yelled as i did…
"Shit… Akatsuki." I said as i didn't let my uneasiness get out. I only took another drink of my beer
"You want to get drunk real slow?" He asked still looking ahead
"Drunk enough to last me past the night." I said. "You want to get drunk real fast?"
"Drunk enough to last me past the night." He said back.
"Eh…" I said looking ahead.
"Act now!" Inner yelled
"I am not going to blow my cover! I don't want it to act like i NEED to join or something. I have to act like i don't really care!" I yelled to her. Cant make it obvious.
"I seen that cloak before." I said thinking. "Akatsuki right?"
"Indeed." He said drinking the sake out of the bottle "I seen that head band before. Leaf right?"
"Right on target." I said with a sigh
"Why you run away?" He asked
"Why did your run away from your village?" I asked right back. He gave a small dark laugh.
"Your funny. Whats your name?"
"I'll give you mine if you give me yours." I smirked as he laughed again
"Kisame." He said "Your turn."
"Sakura." I said "Whats with the straw hat? I mean, if your trying to hide yourself from everyone. You failed. The cloak is enough already."
"Its just so much effort to take it off." He said with a sigh
"I see." I said as i stood up "Well, im out of here. Nice talking to you Kisame."
"Same to you Sakura." He said with a nod
"You need to pay for your last beer." The bartender said from behind the counter. I sighed, walked over to the still knocked out dude across the room. Grabbed his wallet, walked back to the counter. And paid.
"My friend over there is paying." I said, Kisame laughed "And he owes me for grabbing my ass. This money should do just fine."
"Well, have a nice night." The bartender said with a laugh as i walked out of the bar. I put up my hood and walked out of town to the forrest. Not wanting to get a room for the night, a tree will do fine.
MORNING:
Im walking along a path thats leading to a land, i forgot the name of it, but its between the Sound and Waterfall Country. But i am now heading off to the Earth Country… i have a long walk ahead of me. But i am walking it in my gray cloak thing with the hood up. I really hate the sun at the moment.
It didn't last to long as i was jumped by some Hunter ninja. All i did was jump around as they tried to kill me. But i got tired and ended it. All i did was hit them in the side of the neck, with my chakra, and killed them. I checked them. I found food, weapons(Always need that.), a few soldier pills, and money.
"Nice kill you had there." Came a gruff voice. I looked up to find two men in Akatsuki cloaks.
"I got tired of jumping around." I said standing up "Kisame right?"
"Indeed." He said from under the hat "Sakura?"
"Right on target." I said with a smile and a nod. I looked to the other one "You are?"
"Itachi." He said.
"Just our luck!" Inner yelled
"Can this get any better…" I thought with a mental sigh
"Nice to meet you." I said "Sakura."
"Hn." Itachi said
"Is the 'Hn.' thing run in their family bloodline or something?" I asked myself
"Where are you heading?" Kisame asked
"I am going to the Earth country." I said
"We are walking that way." Kisame said as we all started walking "Why you heading there?"
"Don't want to stay in one place to long." I sighed "And might as well travel the world before i die."
"True that." He said with a small laugh.
Some of the walk was quiet. But we did get jumped by a few hunter ninja. They where all killed in a few seconds. I took the money while Kisame and Itachi got the food.
But the WORST thing ever happened when we where just about to leave the Sound country.
Naruto found me.
"Sakura!" He yelled, as he, Sai, Kakashi, and Yamato jumped out
"Fuck my life…" I mumbled looking at them from under the hood
"I think you got the wrong person." Kisame said as the others got into fighting stances.
"Then who the hell is she?" Naruto yelled at us.
"Yuki." Itachi said out of no where.
"Take off the hood." Sai said. I was now changing my voice to sound somewhat different. In ANBU, they train you to do that so you can go on undercover missions. It comes in handy.
"I do not need to show you my looks." I said. My voice made Kisame look back at me.
"Take off the hood!" Naruto yelled
"We are looking for a missing ninja from the Leaf." Yamato said "We just need to see that you are not her."
"KAKASHI!" I yelled in my mind
"Get her." Kakashi whispered "I think its her."
"Fuck…" I thought as i jumped in the air from Naruto jumping at me. I took off my hood.
"Nice to see you to…" I said as i landed on the ground not to far from them
"We shouldn't get involved with this, Kisame." I heard Itachi say "I tried to cover her up once, but it didn't work. So lets go now."
"She is a cool kid though." Kisame said back "I mean, she is my new friend…"
"She doesn't concern us. She isn't an Akatsuki." Itachi started walking away. I threw a rock at his head. It hit, bounced off, he stopped, and slowly turned.
"IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT! MIGHT AS WELL YELL IT OUT! I HEARD YOU!" I yelled at them as i jumped away from Naruto once again. If you get this kid going, there is no stopping him.
"Jump to the middle of them and punch the ground." Inner said as i did. It pushed Naruto and them back away more. They might have some trouble getting through the now messed up land. So i took the head start and ran.
"Nice talking to you guys, but i have to leave." I said as i ran past Kisame, he was shocked(From what i can tell) on me hitting the ground, Itachi just stood there and started walking again. But i knew i shocked them. I am just that bad ass!
"Sakura!" Naruto yelled as i heard them running after me.
"This just isn't a good day for me…" I mumbled running.
TIME SKIP: A YEAR LATER:
Its been a year from the last time i seen Naruto and them. And a year from what i seen of Kisame and Itachi. I am chilling out in the worst part of the Earth Country. At yet another bar! And i got myself a hotel room this time. Guess where? At a crappy INN!
My life at the moment is great.
With all the running, i have been loosing pounds. But i am in more shape then ever! The small amounts of food i have been getting isn't enough. My face thinned out a lot. And i don't have a lot of money. Sure, i steal money and food from either Hunter ninja, or markets, but it doesn't last long.
This is pure hell. I have enough money for one night stay, and about… three beers. I am taking it.
I been in the bar for less then five minutes then another guy, so willingly gave me more money after he hit the wall. Make that about two nights and two more beers. But i am saving that new money for later.
On my second beer, a guy in ninja gear sat down next to me.
He has blue skin… he looked like a freaking giant fish out of water!
WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!
I didn't pay attention, he didn't seem like he wanted to get in my pants.
"Sakura?" He asked. I looked to him.
"You know me?" I raised an eye brow. I am SURE that i would have remembered HIM!
"Long time no see." He gave a toothy smile "Kisame."
"Long time no see." I said with a smile
"You really did come to the Earth country." He said as he got the strongest sake there was
"Right on target." I said as he shook his head
"That all you say?"
"Pretty much." I took another drink
"Getting drunk real slow?" He asked
"Enough to last me through the night." I smirked "Getting drunk real fast?"
"Enough to last me through the night." He smiled "But i didn't come here for small talk."
"Man on a mission." I said to Inner.
"Im listening." I said
"He doesn't look like the type to get serious." Inner said "He looks like the type to wake up passed out under a bridge with a huge hangover."
"Not here." He said "There is a small meadow out side of town. You walk out the West gate and go North."
"Let me guess." I said before he can go on "Be there before dawn with the money or everyone dies. Enter evil laugh here." He could only laugh
"Be there at dawn." He shook his head "No one will die."
"No money?" I asked
"No money." He laughed and got up "See you there." He walked out with his sake.
"He didn't pay." The bartender said walking up to me
"Well sucks for you." I said putting my money down and walking to my hotel room.
DAWN:
I walked to the meadow, and hoped to all gods i am in the right spot. Turns out i am when i find Mr. Fish there with Mr. StickUpTheAss(Yes Itachi)… and a plant dude.
"Nice of you to make it Pinky." Kisame said as i walked up to them
"Sharky." I said with a nod. If i called him Mr, Fish, not only would it be a bad comeback, it also doesn't flow.
"You Sakura?" The plant man asked
"You are?" I asked with a raised eye brow.
"Zetsu." The plant man said "The Akatsuki wishes you to join."
"Now why does Akatsuki wish me to join?" I asked sitting down
"You are very strong and great with chakra. You are also a medic." He said
"HIS FUCKING VOICE CHANGED!" Inner yelled as she started running around screaming in my head.
"Not freaky at all." I mumbled "What happens if i say no?"
"I will eat you." He said.
Anime style sweat drop
"Really?" I asked
"He isn't joking…" Kisame said with a sigh
"I will only join because i don't want to fill this plants belly…" I said as i found myself sliding away from him
"Now i have to go tell Leader and find some food. You made me hungry." He sunk into the ground
"That was the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen." I said as Kisame laughed
"Welcome to the Akatsuki." Kisame said as he put on his cloak and we started walking North West.
"Part one complete." I said to Inner
"Only took us a year." She said
"Better then never."
"I will come back with a better come back." With that. She went to thinking.
"So where are we going?" I asked as it took me so much effort to stand up and follow them,
"The Akatsuki base." Itachi said
"Do you always walk around with a stick up your ass?" I asked as the next thing i found myself pinned to a tree
"I would show more respect to us." He mumbled as i smirked
"Inner." I thought as she started to slowly take over.
"Please!" She/I said. "I dealt with may more scarier things then you Itachi."
"Itachi…" Kisame said from behind "I think it would be wise if we didn't kill her on her first day. She will learn from Leader."
"Hn." Itachi said as he back away and started walking again. But he had the nerve to throw the kunai right back at me. It missed by an inch and the tree stopped it.
"Bastard." Inner/I mumbled. She gave me back my body as she started cooking in my mind… I never knew she could do that. I mean, there was an oven!
"How long till we get there?" I asked Kisame
"I dunno really." He rubbed the back of his head "I leave that stuff to Itachi. But he seems pretty pissed off."
Itachi had a blank face on
"You can tell how?" I asked
"After spending years with him, you just know." He shrugged
"Looks like your the only one i will get along with here." I said with a smile
"Yeah, but i would watch your mouth in front of Leader. He even shuts up Itachi. Now that is saying something."
"I think i could live." I waved a hand in front of my face "I dealt with worse."
"How so?" He asked
"I suffered three to four months under Kabutos hands." I said simply "And i didn't say one thing or even scream."
"You must be proud." Kisame mumbled
"It turned me into the bad ass i am today!" I said making a 'v' for victory
"We will see about that." He shook his head as we continued walking.
"I wonder if the house ever burnt down..." Inner said as i remembered the turned on oven and the light bill.
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