Pester

by TheDaveOfGuy

An extremely short snippet of conversation between Karkat and John. O/S. A JohnKat, sort of. (x-x guys I'm sorry... the '3' is supposed to be a spade... less-than/greater-than symbols didn't show up...)

Pester

Karkat, Pester John.

[carcinoGeneticist (CG) began trolling ectoBiologist (EB) at 3:45 p.m.]

CG: JOHN.

EB: yes, karkat?

CG: DO YOU LOVE ME?

EB: i already told you, i am not a homosexual!

CG: BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY NO.

EB: fuck you, karkat.

CG: ...UHH...

EB: damn it! not like that!

CG: ...UH-HUH...

EB: you know what i mean!

CG: YOU KNOW What? I HATE YOU, EGBERT.

EB: i hate you too.

CG: 3

EB: ...

EB: shit.