Dear dotdotdot, Sincerely, NOT TRUE

by bluesargent

In which characters write to their beloved to address the pressing matters of Fanfiction cliches and popular opinions. T for swearing.

1. Dear Ron

Dear dotdotdot, Sincerely, NOT TRUE

So, hi. I realise this has been done a thousand times and its variations aren't too dissimilar, either. But, I've had this in my head for ages, so I thought why not?

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Dear Ron,

Don't worry, darling, I'm not in love with Viktor Krum, Draco Malfoy, any of your brothers – or any of the other male characters apart from you, so don't worry. I think these muggles might be suffering from kind of sanity stealing draught – the ministry should look into this immediately.

Sincerely, your loving wife, Hermione Granger-Weasley.

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This will be letters from characters to other characters addressing fanfiction clichés about them.

Please review and feel free to request letters or characters or something.

Ta, Erin.