Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers… Nor Kish… Nor Ichigo… Nor any of them characters… OR HERCULESE GEEZ GET OUTTA MY HAIR I JUST WANNA WRITE A FANFICTION!

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And sorry if the character placing sucks, I work with what I got, and you don't want any OCs, do you?

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Tasuku yawned behind his seven-year-old hand and snuggled under his covers. His foster mother, Ringo, tucked him in and planted a kiss on his forehead. "Sweet dreams, son-"

"Wait, mom, I want a bedtime story…"

"Really?"

"Yes…"

Ringo sighed. Only for her son. "Okay, this story happened long ago, in ancient Greece…"

The Duke- AKA the Narrator- sighed, clearing his throat. "Ahem- Long ago, in the faraway land of Ancient Greece, it was the Golden Age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. But the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Kishules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now, that is what our story is-

Pudding interrupted with a very over-exasperated sigh. "Will you listen to him? He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy! No way, na no da." Mint rolled her eyes playfully.

"Yeah, lighten up!"

Berry took a power stance. "We'll take it from here."

The Duke sighed again, disappearing like all good little royalty should.

Berry continued. "We are the Mew Mews, goddesses of the arts, and proclaimers of heroes."

Mint rolled her eyes again. "Heroes like Kishules."

Pudding did a quick acrobatic trick. "You mean KISSules," she laughed.

Berry rolled her eyes as well. "Our story ACTUALLY starts WAY before Kishules. Many, many, many, many, MANY years ago." She started walking down some stairs, and the other four followed. "Back when the world was new, the planet Earth was way outta luck, and everywhere huge brutes called Titans ran amuck."

Pudding twirled, trying to catch up. "It was a stinky place! A mess wherever you stepped."

Berry took up her leading role again. "Where chaos ruled and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept."

"And then along came Ryou!" they all shouted.

Berry rolled her eyes- it was a habit they all had. "He hurled his computers and-"

"-Locked those suckers in a trap!" Pudding giggled.

"And that stopped chaos in its tracks!" they all shouted again. "And that's the gospel truth! It was grade A so they just relaxed!"

"And that's the world's first plate," Zakuro added quietly.

"Yeah!" a certain little monkey interrupted.

"So Zeus attained the globe while still in his youth!" Lettuce smiled.

"And though it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth," they all shouted again-again. "On Mount Tokyo life was easy, and smooth, and sweet. And though it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth."

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I know the first chapter sucks, but that's because it's a song. Next ch. is the story. Yeah. I promise.