Bad Jou!
By: KaibaPuppy
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Summary: Jou goes to a new school. (Domino High School) And he ends ups up being friends with.. Yugi and.. Ryou... And Malik... And so on. His teacher's a bitch and the lunch food smells and tastes like shit. Jou thinks its shit.
Disclaimer:
Jou: I sit next to the one and only-
KaibaPuppy: (Hits him over head) DON'T TELL THE STORY!!!.. uh hi?
Jou: (Rubs his head) Sheesh... Don't scare the children already!
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) Why you little!
Seto: She has an anger management..
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) Why you little!
Mavelus: Dumb ass..
KaibaPuppy: (Like homer Simpson) Why you little!!!!
Seto: (Like kid from the Simpson's) HA-HA!
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) WHY YOU LITTLE!!! (Chokes Seto)
Seto: (Chokes like Bart)
Mavelus: (Like kid from Simpson's) HA-HA!
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J before K that's what they say! Not for me though. My name is Katsuya Jounouchi. But you can call me Jou. I'm 14 and going to a new school in Domino city. It's supposed to be "the best" but I don't believe it. I'd rather go to an all girl school. It was the first day of school and I went inside class.
I saw two boys in one corner, another at his desk typing on a laptop, three boys laughing at an ant stuck in glue and a tri-colored hair guy that looks like the other boy in the corner except he is much taller than the other.
The three boys laughing looked... Interesting. One looked the same as the other boy (At least I think it's a boy) in the corner with the tri-colored hair boy. They both had long silver-whitish hair and the other two boys looked like each other.
They both had sandy blonde hair slim but very fit bodies with a super nice tan. I looked for my seat and I couldn't find it. This red-haired girl went straight up to me and asked my phone number. I told her to leave me alone 'cause I live in a box. (Isn't true)
I finally found my desk with my name printed nicely on it. I sit right next to the guy with the laptop. I glanced over his shoulder to see what he was typing about that was so important. I saw this thingamajig with some thingamabobs and a green, blue, and red pizza shaped thingers. I was very confoozled.
He closed his laptop and looked me straight in the eye.
"Do you mind?"
"Do I mind?"
What do I mind? What was I doing wrong? I was just being confused...
"Mind your own business..."
"Why?"
Wow! Smart Move Jou-Jou! You did a great job handling that conversation!
"Do you know what "privacy" means???"
"No, mommy! Teach me!"
I rolled my eyes. He looked at me strangely as if I had a giant pimple with hair growing out of it on my nose.
"Of course I know what "Privacy" means!"
"Then that's why I want you to mind your own business!"
"Yes, mom..."
I rolled my eyes and looked on the ground. WOW! A Blue-Eyes White Dragon! I picked it up and held it high.
"Wow.."
I admired it. I felt a poke on the shoulder. I turned towards "Dude with the laptop" and asked him what he wanted.
"My Blue-Eyes."
"Your Blue-Eyes?"
"Yes"
"Ha-Ha that's a funny joke."
"Give it back or you won't get these back."
He held up my Flame Swordsman and my Red-Eyes Black Dragon. My jaw practically dropped and I handed his card back slowly. He gave me back my cards and I turned back to figure out how he got my cards. I reached into my pocket and he said:
"My gum please."
How did he know I took his Juicy Fruit?! I handed his gum to him. I took out my note book and wrote:
Freaky laptop dude knows everything.
"Stop writing about me"
I wanted to choke him! He's the one who needs a lesson on privacy! The moron! I'll get you back you-you what ever you are! I looked on his desk and his name was Seto. Seto Kaiba. SETO KAIBA?!.... Wow... What a pretty name...
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KaibaPuppy: So?! What you think?!?!?!?!! (Rolls on floor like mad dog) WOO- HOO WOO-HOO!!!
Joey: She's sugar high.
Kaiba: Uh.. No comment.
KaibaPuppy: (Has a seizure)
Joey: Wow! Great dance moves KP!
KaibaPuppy: Having... Seizure... Call.... Doctor...
Joey: O.o Okie-Dokie..
Kaiba: Dearer!
Joey: -_-;;
KaibaPuppy: (Is still having seizure)
Kaiba/Joey: (Read a magazine)
KaibaPuppy: ;_; I'm unloved! (Seizure)
By: KaibaPuppy
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Summary: Jou goes to a new school. (Domino High School) And he ends ups up being friends with.. Yugi and.. Ryou... And Malik... And so on. His teacher's a bitch and the lunch food smells and tastes like shit. Jou thinks its shit.
Disclaimer:
Jou: I sit next to the one and only-
KaibaPuppy: (Hits him over head) DON'T TELL THE STORY!!!.. uh hi?
Jou: (Rubs his head) Sheesh... Don't scare the children already!
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) Why you little!
Seto: She has an anger management..
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) Why you little!
Mavelus: Dumb ass..
KaibaPuppy: (Like homer Simpson) Why you little!!!!
Seto: (Like kid from the Simpson's) HA-HA!
KaibaPuppy: (Like Homer Simpson) WHY YOU LITTLE!!! (Chokes Seto)
Seto: (Chokes like Bart)
Mavelus: (Like kid from Simpson's) HA-HA!
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J before K that's what they say! Not for me though. My name is Katsuya Jounouchi. But you can call me Jou. I'm 14 and going to a new school in Domino city. It's supposed to be "the best" but I don't believe it. I'd rather go to an all girl school. It was the first day of school and I went inside class.
I saw two boys in one corner, another at his desk typing on a laptop, three boys laughing at an ant stuck in glue and a tri-colored hair guy that looks like the other boy in the corner except he is much taller than the other.
The three boys laughing looked... Interesting. One looked the same as the other boy (At least I think it's a boy) in the corner with the tri-colored hair boy. They both had long silver-whitish hair and the other two boys looked like each other.
They both had sandy blonde hair slim but very fit bodies with a super nice tan. I looked for my seat and I couldn't find it. This red-haired girl went straight up to me and asked my phone number. I told her to leave me alone 'cause I live in a box. (Isn't true)
I finally found my desk with my name printed nicely on it. I sit right next to the guy with the laptop. I glanced over his shoulder to see what he was typing about that was so important. I saw this thingamajig with some thingamabobs and a green, blue, and red pizza shaped thingers. I was very confoozled.
He closed his laptop and looked me straight in the eye.
"Do you mind?"
"Do I mind?"
What do I mind? What was I doing wrong? I was just being confused...
"Mind your own business..."
"Why?"
Wow! Smart Move Jou-Jou! You did a great job handling that conversation!
"Do you know what "privacy" means???"
"No, mommy! Teach me!"
I rolled my eyes. He looked at me strangely as if I had a giant pimple with hair growing out of it on my nose.
"Of course I know what "Privacy" means!"
"Then that's why I want you to mind your own business!"
"Yes, mom..."
I rolled my eyes and looked on the ground. WOW! A Blue-Eyes White Dragon! I picked it up and held it high.
"Wow.."
I admired it. I felt a poke on the shoulder. I turned towards "Dude with the laptop" and asked him what he wanted.
"My Blue-Eyes."
"Your Blue-Eyes?"
"Yes"
"Ha-Ha that's a funny joke."
"Give it back or you won't get these back."
He held up my Flame Swordsman and my Red-Eyes Black Dragon. My jaw practically dropped and I handed his card back slowly. He gave me back my cards and I turned back to figure out how he got my cards. I reached into my pocket and he said:
"My gum please."
How did he know I took his Juicy Fruit?! I handed his gum to him. I took out my note book and wrote:
Freaky laptop dude knows everything.
"Stop writing about me"
I wanted to choke him! He's the one who needs a lesson on privacy! The moron! I'll get you back you-you what ever you are! I looked on his desk and his name was Seto. Seto Kaiba. SETO KAIBA?!.... Wow... What a pretty name...
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KaibaPuppy: So?! What you think?!?!?!?!! (Rolls on floor like mad dog) WOO- HOO WOO-HOO!!!
Joey: She's sugar high.
Kaiba: Uh.. No comment.
KaibaPuppy: (Has a seizure)
Joey: Wow! Great dance moves KP!
KaibaPuppy: Having... Seizure... Call.... Doctor...
Joey: O.o Okie-Dokie..
Kaiba: Dearer!
Joey: -_-;;
KaibaPuppy: (Is still having seizure)
Kaiba/Joey: (Read a magazine)
KaibaPuppy: ;_; I'm unloved! (Seizure)