"Hello, fellow Equalists," said amon, to jc. " this is your leader, AMON."
Skoochy piped up and said "AND SKOOCHY!"
"NO SKOOCHY!" Amon said, striking him over the head. "YOU were ELIMINATED from the group for being LAME."
Skoochy sobbed all the way home.
"So amon," said jc, "what are we planning for the party next week?"
"You mean the attack on republic city?"
"Oh. I thought we were having a tea party."
"NO. GET OUT." And amon threw him SO far, that he could never find his way back home.
Vin vin missed him terribly, and he cried himself to sleep, more than usual, for years and years.
Amon ended up taking over republic city because korra was SO preoccupied comforting vin vin.
THE END.
After years of being away from home, we find jc sobbing near a rock. Corners didn't want him sobbing there.
"Oh I wish I can see vinvin again." Cried jc desperately.
So, he took out his keyboard and began to write a sob song. It went a little something like this:
BABY, BABY, BABY OH
AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY,BABY NO
Suddently, the song was interrupted by skootchy.
"Skootchy what are you doing here?" jc asked, still crying.
"Well, Amon threw me SO far that I ended up here next to you." Skootchy replied. "It sucks."
Jc looked at him and said, "You know, sometimes you make me SO mad that I just wanna UGH!"
With that he threw skootchy SO far, that he ended up back in republic city. Amon was very mad. And he screamed, " UNACCEPTABLE!"
THE END
Mako was so sad. It was the anniversary of when skoochy killed bolin. Now all he had was his scarf. After all, korra had failed miserably as the Avatar, and died. So they were patiently waiting for the new Avatar to arrive.
Suddenly, he heard a voice.
"Maaaaakoooooo."
"WHO ARE YOU, SPIRIT?"
"It's meeeee, boliiiiiinnn!"
"Bolin? Really?"
"Nah, im just kiddin, it's me skoochy!" skoochy appeared out of nowhere with a large troll face.
Mako got SO MAD that he took skoochy and hit him many times. And skoochy died that day, so now, he REALLY only had his scarf.
Not long after, mako and his scarf had a beautiful wedding. They said their "I dos" and were on their way.
BUT THEN right as they were getting on the boat to their honeymoon, the boat CAUGHT FIRE!
"Oh god!" Mako yelled, trying to escape. He did, but alas, his scarf…..did not.
Mako would spend years in a mental institution, alone and cold in the world. Because the institution couldn't afford heat. So he was really chilly. And didn't have his scarf to warm him. So he was really really cold.
THE END.
NO REALLY. HE HAD HIS ARMS AMPUTATED. GET SOME HEAT IN THERE.
THE REAL END.
AMON AND MAKO SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-L-L-I-N-G, FIRST COMES FIRE, THEN COMES BENDINGTAKINGAWAY, THEN A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE! Really, thoughthey were deeply in love and somehow, mako became pregnant, and had a baby. They named it SKOOCHY (AND AMON). It was great to watch sometimes. But then others, it was eww. Yuck.
GROSS.
DISGUSTING.
THE END
Amon and korra were best friends. Until they hit puberty. Then, then they became more than best friends, they were BEST BEST friends. So sometimes, they kissed. And they woke up one day with the realization that they were in LOVE.
"Amon," said korra.
"Yes, my little butternut."
"i…..i think…..you might…..be gay."
"really?" amon looked puzzled. "are you sure? Because sometimes, Mako looks SO HOT, that I just wanna-… well I wont go there. But what if I am, what about our daughter, bolin?"
"Amon, I've told u a thousand times, bolin is not our daughter. Hes mako's brother. In law."
"Oh yeah. Oops. Oh well I guess im not gay then."
"Ok. LETS DANCE!"
AND THEY DANCED FOREVER.
UNTIL THEY DIED.
AND BECAME PLASTIC BAGS.
THE END.