I SUCK.....
Choatzou was a sad soul. He walked with his head down and a big sad frown on his face. He felt that he sucked the most out of the Dbz warriors. So he cried. Up ahead he saw almost every Dbz character standing together. He walked right over.
" Hey what are you guys doing here?" Choatzou said. " We are all just waiting for you to come" said Goku. " We know that you must be thinking how much you suck, he continued.
Chatzou looked down. He was full of shame, " damn now they all that I think I suck." "Don't feel so bad said Goku, I suck as well." Chaotzou looked up, "how do you suck Goku?" "Well I suck because I am the most powerful being in the world with a killing complex, I hate to kill my enemies. I eat like a giant pig from hell " Goku said. " Wait wait, I suck said Vegeta, I am the most loud mouthed being in the world, I am a prince and I get no respect. I am not even the strongest of my own race, my son came and beat up my biggest foe in seconds(Freeza) that I spent my whole life fighting.
Chaotzou started to feel better but there was more, " Hey Choatzou, I suck too" said Krillen. I only have one or two real attacks, I won more battles than I have hair and my wife is a murderous cold android." No wait" said Yamcha, I suck the most, not only am I the weakest character but Vegets knocks up my girl in three months of him moving in, isn't that right Vegeta?" "Sure is" said Vegeta. Yamcha continued, " I even had myself killed by those plant things even you had a more honorable death than me. Relax Choatzou."
" Wait said Gohan, I suck. I am a Sayjin with a temper problem, think about it, a Sayjin scared to fight!! Plus I look really god damn nerdy when I grow up." " Trunks stuck by his friend " Yha I suck too, I turn into an even bigger nerd who has an obsession with khaki shorts, my alternative self is much cooler than I will ever be, plus I heard my dad say that the wrong Trunks is here!"
Chaotzou began to cry with joy, hey I don't suck by myself thanks you guys.
Tien wanted to put his final word in, " how could you think you suck. Look I have really cool looking attacks that are weaker than a human swatting a fly. I have a third eye that is good for nothing, so I suck too cheer up!!!!
THE END....
Choatzou was a sad soul. He walked with his head down and a big sad frown on his face. He felt that he sucked the most out of the Dbz warriors. So he cried. Up ahead he saw almost every Dbz character standing together. He walked right over.
" Hey what are you guys doing here?" Choatzou said. " We are all just waiting for you to come" said Goku. " We know that you must be thinking how much you suck, he continued.
Chatzou looked down. He was full of shame, " damn now they all that I think I suck." "Don't feel so bad said Goku, I suck as well." Chaotzou looked up, "how do you suck Goku?" "Well I suck because I am the most powerful being in the world with a killing complex, I hate to kill my enemies. I eat like a giant pig from hell " Goku said. " Wait wait, I suck said Vegeta, I am the most loud mouthed being in the world, I am a prince and I get no respect. I am not even the strongest of my own race, my son came and beat up my biggest foe in seconds(Freeza) that I spent my whole life fighting.
Chaotzou started to feel better but there was more, " Hey Choatzou, I suck too" said Krillen. I only have one or two real attacks, I won more battles than I have hair and my wife is a murderous cold android." No wait" said Yamcha, I suck the most, not only am I the weakest character but Vegets knocks up my girl in three months of him moving in, isn't that right Vegeta?" "Sure is" said Vegeta. Yamcha continued, " I even had myself killed by those plant things even you had a more honorable death than me. Relax Choatzou."
" Wait said Gohan, I suck. I am a Sayjin with a temper problem, think about it, a Sayjin scared to fight!! Plus I look really god damn nerdy when I grow up." " Trunks stuck by his friend " Yha I suck too, I turn into an even bigger nerd who has an obsession with khaki shorts, my alternative self is much cooler than I will ever be, plus I heard my dad say that the wrong Trunks is here!"
Chaotzou began to cry with joy, hey I don't suck by myself thanks you guys.
Tien wanted to put his final word in, " how could you think you suck. Look I have really cool looking attacks that are weaker than a human swatting a fly. I have a third eye that is good for nothing, so I suck too cheer up!!!!
THE END....