One day there was a man, a very lonely, lonely man. Oh and what a man he was. Truly, he was a man. Oh, do you not take my tales truthfully at heart? Well let me tell you a story about this man. He is not really a man. Oh no, he is but a man in the wake. A man born...a woman. Oh yes, take what I say kindly young sole. For he was ridiculed for being a man and a woman at once. Did he have a "job" as you would call it? No, he was born both man and woman. Yes, it is truly true. And now you must wonder, where is my story leading to? Well the truth is...ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE!! lol. oh dear me. What a story it be, for a bottle of rum and children's pee. Went to the store to buy some tea, it was great, let it wait, for I have news, don't be late! I went to the market, and then to the town, to buy me golden, silk gown!