RICHARD WELLINGTON ACE STUDENT INVESTIGATIONS
TURNABOUT BANANA
BY BARRYLAWN
one day richard wellington was at the park place pondering the situation of life
when suddenly A BODY FELL FROM THE TOP PLACE AND A LARGE YELLOW GLOVE FELL WITH IT
he look up but he couldnt even see anyone who could be killer i mean sure he left his glasses behind again but there defintly wasnt any there
so richard went to call the police and they came
"ok pal well take care of this" said gumshoe and richard was about to leave when he noticed that the body belonged to his old friend WESLY STICKLER!
"NOOOOOOOO NOT WESLY SIKKO!" shouted richard
"u know this guy pal" said gumshoe
"YES HES MY FRIEND AND SHIP PLEZ LET ME DEFEND HIM"
"but ur not an attorney"
"o ok let me investigate"
"k"
richard gave his testimony and examined the place and found the big yellow glove
"ok pal" said gumshoe "im arresting damon gant for the murder"
he went to arrest gant but wellington was like
"wait"
"wat"
"i want to find teh truth of my friends murder so let me examine your argument"
"uhhhh ok pal"
===REBUTTAL==-
"damon gant was here at park"
"he pushed sticker off the gate"
"OBJECTION" shouted wellington "his fingerprints werent found on the clothes"
"HAHA" said gumshoe "tat is because he wore gloves"
he took out the yellow glove
"OBJECTION" shouted richard "that is a baseball glove which he only needs ONE of!"
"WAT" said gumsnow "THEN WAT ABOUT THAT GLOVE ON TEH GROUND"
"this can only mean ONE thing" said richard "THE OTER GLOVE ISNT A GLOVE"
"WATTTT" said gumshoe
"but what is it" said the police
"ITS A BANANA!" shouted richard "AND THE TRUE KILLER!"
"WOOOOOOOOAH" shouted the police in aww
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" laughed somebody and the banana floated off the ground and the red sticker split in two so that it looked like a pair of red eyes wich means evil "richard u dumbass who u think u are? phenix wright?!"
"banana u murdered my pal!"
"im just a banana theres no proof i killed him"
wellginton thought
"AHA!"
"what"
"theres no fingerprints on wesly because your banana HOWEVER wesly was a human with fingerprints which means if you killed him his prints must be on YOU from when he struggle NOW LETS FINGERPRINT YOU!"
sickos prints were on the banana
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed banana and he ripened to green to black and die
and gant was freed and they became friends
THE END