Chapter 1
The Start of the Retarded Interviews
?: Hiya guys! Whoops! I didn't turn on the lights didn't I? *turns light* There! My name is J, Commander of the DELTA and if you want to find out what it stands for, find my review in Megaman Starforce Talk Show by 741852AuthorNicolaStarlaLili (Hah! It will be like finding a needle in the Pacific Ocean :D)
?: Hey watcha' doin' J?
J: Oh, hi Mia! How ya' doin'?
Mia: Just fine. I made some cake, want some?
J: Nah, I already ate some Jaffas. Well, back to the episode…
Mia: Oh wait… are we on air?
J: Yep. Well, it is quite quiet around here isn't it?
?: Indeed. Well, I'll call out GLaDOS(The Robot from Aperture Science Laboratories. The main computer) for a moment.
J: Thanks Giga. But I thought she was your enemy?
Giga: We were enemies. Not now.
J: So she's your friend?
Giga: Not exactly.
Mia: Hey, readers might think this is 100% different from their thoughts! Let's get on with these stuffs!
J: Well, this is getting boring, I'll spawn the characters.
Giga: One sec, wasn't Starla( from Megaman Talk show) doing the talk show?
J: Good question. Since Starla wasn't updating for a while, I decided to do it.
Starla: I'm updating soon you know!
J: STFU AND START TYPING! I'M ALSO A FAN OF YOURS SO HURRY UP!
Starla: *groan* Fine…
J: Well, *sits in front of a huge computer*I'll start up the teleporting console.
*types: 4585125-575812-546825455-4685fadf-46a-154896WAS-MS46558-78315SDOS
=dllja486d2s2g2j57864+|dfdsa5a%-=======POWER_UP_INITIATED=======
STARTING_CONSOLE =\Telepotation_
=======STARTING…=======
45.8702% Complete…
67.84% Complete…
96.9923% Complete…
100% Complete
=======TELEPORTING=======*
*FLASH!*
J: Wahh!
Master Computer: WARNING. CORE OVERHEATING. PLEASE INSERT A CORE TO CORE TRANSFER.
J: What? But we don't have any cores!
GLaDOS: Why did you call me-?
Giga: Oh S*bleep*t…
Mia: PLUG GLaDOS IN! HURRY!
GLaDOS: Wait wha-
J: *plugs in GLaDOS in the core transfer machine*
Announcement: CORE INSERTED. CORROPTED CORE, ARE YOU READY?
Master com's core: YeS… HuRRy Up!1!11!one!
Announcement: SUBSITITUTE CORE, ARE YOU READY?
GLaDOS: NO! NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
Giga: Oh you will! *presses stalemate button* There!
Announcement: CORE TRANSFER WILL BEGIN IN 5…4…3..2.1…
GLaDOS: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO- AHHHHHHH-!
After a long-eye-spiking core transfer…
GLaDOS: Hey, this actually feels better than my old body!
J: Well, the teleport system is on so can you start it up GLaDOS?
GLaDOS: Fine….
Geo: *awakens* Awww… where am I?
Sonia: *awakens* I dunno…
Mega: WHAT THE HELL
J: Hey guys! My name is—
Solo: STHU AND TELL US WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE YOU CRAZY BASTERD!
J: Jeez, calm down. I'm J and—
Mega: EM-Wave Change Geo!
Geo: Transcode ID: 003, TRANSCODE! MEGAMAN!
Sonia and Solo: *wave changes same as Geo*
Mega: LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!
2 hours later... and the studio is still good as new.
Geo: *huff* *huff* We can't even make a single scratch on this stupid studio?
Sonia: I give up... *goes to the bedroom*
Solo: *goes to the emo corner* I...I...III...I..I..
Mega: I CAN'T GIVE UP! BLACK ACE GEO!
Geo: OK! *transforms into Black Ace*
2 more hours later...
Geo: I give up *faints*
Mega: Urh... I...Impossible...
J: *shuts down force field* Well, you see, these walls are made using Neutron Stars and triple diamond coated. So, you can't do anything unless I shut down the facility. However, GLaDOS is now in charge so ask her,
Lyra: Can we...?
GLaDOS: No. Too bad. You'll have to cooperate with us. For GeoXSonia fans. EM Being.
Mia: Well, it's late so we should all go to sleep. *yawns* Hey J, can I sleep with you~?
J: Ummmmm... Well...I guess...but don't... wait *anxious face* WHY ARE YOU MAKING A TROLL FACE?
Mia: *pulls out a rope out of nowhere and troll face* OH YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
GLaDOS: Please put a review that is requesting dares, questions and don't worry about us.
Solo: !
GLaDOS: Humans...
J: GET AWAY! *hides in the male toilet* Oh and IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW WE LOOK JUST READ MY PROFILE OK? AND THIS IS NOT A PORTAL 2 CROSS OVER(other game characters are welcome so don't forget it! :D)
Mia: J! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
J: NO S*bleep*T SHERLOCK!
We're quite off topic now. So help us! :(