Guile Uses Wandaln
Once upon a parallel world, Guile walked around with two other people, as
was strangely enough always the limit of his company. For some reason,
Serge was always among the group. It was strange indeed, but Guile didn't
ponder that. His thoughts were directed elsewhere.
Specifically on his magic wand, or wonder wand...if you will. He did not
see the object as a mere wand. No. It floated and looked damn cool.
Therefore, in his eyes, that wand could be only one thing.
A pimp cane.
He dearly loved that cane. It was his pride and joy. It floated along side
him as he glided through the incredibly dark and creepy woods.
Suddenly....evil ickii monster thingies jumped out of nowhere at Guile and
his companions!
Serge grumbled and weilded the swallow, which is named after a bird by the
way. So Serge gave the enemy his..ahem...bird....most fiercly.
Meanwhile, Lucky Dan just kinda danced around, wiggling his butt. Little
did anyone know that Vash had kidnapped the creator of Cait Sith and made
him create the walking load of hay known as Lucky Dan. Merrily the outlaw
controlled the cow's dinner from a safe distance.
Guile just kinda thwacked at the monsters boredly. He was a pimp. He
wasn't worried about getting hurt. Next to him, Serge looked like a pussy,
even if he DID have a very large bird that he stuck into things.
That was when one ickii scary monstery thingie bitchslapped him.
The gliding pimpdaddy was pissed! How DARE that monstery thingie hit his
face. Not even the BOOGIE MAN hit his face!
The Boogie Man was elsewhere, stalking comedians, by the way. They all
drove very fast in their cars, screaming "I'm not afraid of you, Boogie
Man!"
ANYWAY.....Guile was really really really PISSED!!!!!!!
Since he had the energy, there was only ONE thing to do...
He took out a little booklet.
"Lemme see...I'm up to 4....and I can't use that element cuz that'll heal
him...I don't need to use any of my special tablets..."
Meanwhile, Lucky Dan taught one of the monsters about love and peace in an
overly harsh way.
"....and I only need to attack ONE now....ah! This spell will do!"
So Guile used Wandaln. And his wonderwand disappeared. Then it reappeared,
impaling the monstery thingie. The monstery thingie dropped dead as he
realized the implications of such an act. Guile's own realization shortly
followed.
"...I put my WAND in him. .....heh heh heh..."
Lucky Dan bent over and let the flames burn Guile's butt.
"That is not LOVE AND PEACE"
"YOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!"
Serge sighed and cleaned off his messy bird.
THE END
Author's Note: Don't ask. I don't know. I really don't. I just saw the wand and it doth said unto me....pimpcane. There's a Trigun reference, and a FF7 reference. Sorry! Heh... Please email me at SailaPyro@aol.com with any comments, or give me a review! Thank you kindly!