Spoiler alert: This story may have spoilers up to the latest chapters of Naruto available on the internet

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, neither are any of the other things that might be on commercials or the internet or any character from other shows, movies or book that might come along.

The First Day:

"Tsunade you wanted school uniforms right?" Jiraya asked. He looked around, he was in Tsunade's office, and school would start soon.

"Ya sure whatever" Tsunade replied as she took the picture Jiraya had given her. "What the hell!" She exclaimed, dropping a cup of tea onto the floor. The picture was of a girl wearing a tightly fitting top and a very short skirt.

"Please make them wear it; if you don't I'll make a toad swallow you."

"Fine Jiraya, but what will the boys wear!" Tsunade demanded.

"A tie," Jiraya said.

"Is that all you perv!" Tsunade was just about to smack him when Gai appeared and said:

"They could wear spandex!" Gai looked around to see Tsunade almost about to hit him. "Wait, for gym then?"

"Fine," Said Tsunade disapprovingly.

"And," Gai continued, "the boys can wear a tie over there normal clothing."

"Sure," Tsunade paused, "can one of you tell me what this paper says!" Tsunade asked very loudly. Then Sasuke entered the room.

"They should all dress like me, because I'm so hot!" Sasuke suggested. Then Itachi entered.

"No they should all dress like me of course." Itachi sail calmly.

"Shut up itchy butt!" Sasuke screamed "They will dress like me!"

"So who wants to see my art un?" Deidara said as he walked in.

"Um sure?" Tsunade said. Then Deidara threw his birds into the air and they exploded, leaving everything burnt.

"Oh shit!" Tsunade moaned.

"My eyes!" Itachi screamed "I have shard of clay in my eyes!" I need a nurse!"

"You called?" asked Sakura.

"Hey wait weren't you at the other side of the school?" Itachi asked.

Sakura looked around and then said "I stalk you, I mean help you. Here's a band-aid.

"Um okay…" Sakura puts the band-aid around Itachi's finger.

"Yay helpfulness!" yelled Deidara.

"Are you all smoking something?" Tsunade said.

"Maybe," Deidara replied.

"Anyway what does this paper say?" Tsunade asked.

"Well Tsunade it is a list of the teachers," Itachi said, "I will read it.

Tsunade: Principal

Jiraya: Lunch lady

Sasuke: Drama teacher

Ino: Music teacher

Itachi: History/How to be evil teacher

Orochimaru: Health teacher/ Tsunade's secretary

Kabuto: Assistant heath teacher/ math teacher

Deidara: Art teacher

Gaara: Home economics teacher

Kakashi: English/Reading teacher" Itachi finished the list.

"Thank you Itachi!" Tsunade said. Everyone was relaxed, even though the students would be coming tomorrow, or today, no one knew.

"Who's that in the corner?" Sakura asked as she pointed to a corner of the office.

"It's me, Gaara the pretty girly home ec. teacher. Who wants muffins?" Gaara said.

And that is the end of the first day at Tsunade's messed up school.