My school inspired this.
Thank ya', ya' bastards.
A young British boy stumbled off his bus and up to his house.
His backpack sagged as he walked, his arms filled with two large books.
One a History book, ripped and torn nearly to shreds.
The other a Science book that looked almost brand new.
He trudged towards his little house.
"Artieeee~" His American boyfriend hugged him, his chest pushed against Arthur's almost destroyed back.
"Hello Alfred" He mumbled and continued trudging to his home.
As soon as he got in side he dropped his back pack, threw down his books (Carefully, after all the History was complete shit) and literally catapulted himself onto the couch.
"Artie, you okay?" Asked his oblivious boyfriend.
Arthur shook his head.
Alfred sat by him, not sure about what to do.
"Do ya' want me to make ya' some Tea?" Arthur shook his head,
"M-may I have some Coffee?" Alfred almost wanted to slap Arthur just to see if he would turn back into his normal self.
Seriously, this tea obsessed Brit was asking for Coffee. COFFEE!
"Em...sure...Artie?" Alfred walked off into the kitchen and walked back into the living room and handed Arthur the Coffee and then he started to drink it.
Shuddering after taking a sip of the slight bitter tasting drink.
"Thank you Alfred" Arthur tried to smile.
"No pro' Dude~" Alfred kissed his cheek, mentally smirking at the bright flush that colored his cute boyfriend's cheeks. "SO why are ya' drinkin' Coffee?"
"Long day" Arthur replied taking another sip of the Coffee.
"Really?" Arthur nodded.
"Those people at the school made us bring home five books" He looked down at the books that where still currently on his carpet. "Those are only two, the rest are in the backpack" Arthur flipped around (After putting the Coffee on the table) and looked as if he went to sleep.
Alfred lifted up the backpack, his eyebrow raised.
"Dude, this thing is light"
"It's heavy to me!"
Alfred laughed at him.
" I'm skinner and weaker"
"Yeah he's a wimp!" An unknown voice spoke out.
Alternate Sentence
"Yeah he's a wimp!" An unknown voice spoke out but no one cared because they were too busy having BUTTSMEX!
Original
The two blondes looked around, confused.
"That's true but it makes you cuter~" Arthur blushed.
"Shut up you stupid git!" Alfred grinned and tackled the poor Brit.
"I can't help it~"
"Alfred let me go soak my arms in a bucket of blasted water"
"I'll carry ya'!" Alfred picked up his Boyfriend and skipped off to the Bathroom...
You honestly do not wanna know what happened...
Okay I'll tell ya'.
They then went out for Ice Cream!
Haha you though there was gonna be ButtSmex?
That happened over the weekend~
All the while, the sad cup of Coffe was alone and had no ButtSmex buddy.
Thank god it's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY~ God I hate that song ._.
Also halfway through this I started Playing Nyan cat the game...
It's the next day and my arms are Swollen TT^TT they hurt.
Bye~