do not own any of J.K. Rowling's characters or plot. This is just a remix of mine. Oh.. and I do not own the Jonas brothers either.
"No sign of him, my Lord," said Dolohov, when he suddenly tripped over one of Kattie's licorice vines.
"Yes!" Kattie whispered in a hushed tone while punching the air.
"When did you get licorice vines," asked Werecat ," Hey, is that the Elder Wand?"
" Well… considering that this is near the end of the Deathly Hollows… I would say so." said Kattie sarcastically.
"humph!" Werecat sighed.
"Ahh…," Bellatrix had suddenly fallen over," What is this fowl substance." She said with a grimace.
"Seriously, what was that?" Werecat had suddenly caught a wiff of the fowl smelling substance.
"Chitlens. " Kattie replied smiling. Werecat had then noticed that she had nose plug in her nose.
"Do you, by chance, have an extra pair of those?" she asked.
"Only if you full this string when Voldy say avada kedavra , okay?" kattie said. "But, you must pull it when he starts to say kedavra."
"Allright." She said. At this point of time Werecat was about to agree to anything, she probually would of did it anyway but Kattie had to make sure werecat did it.
Kattie handed over the nose plugs.
Bellatirx had now gotten up and was almost to the point of puking.
"I was, it seems…mistaken," said voldy
"You weren't." said harry, who was only about five feet in front of the two girls. He dropped something to the ground, it was the resurrection stone.
"HARRY! NO!" yelled Hagrid who was stumbling through the trees.
Suddenly Kattie pressed a button on a radio that Werecat hadn't noticed.
"Run, run like you should do.
"Or I will chase you. I'll be on your tail ,
I'll be gaining fast Your going nowhere.
Try, to fix what you done,
Turn back the sun, the night is calling
And we're falling faster now!"
"Was that a remix?" Werecat asked, since the voice sounding like Kattie's.
"sorrdof… I knew hagrid would come so I made it into a spell that only works on hagrid just to make him not ruin any of my plans, that song was a remix of the jo bros." Kattie replied she was completely focused on what was happening.
"Randowan training?" Werecat asked.
"Yup, now you remember that string right?" Kattie replied.
"Yup." Werecat said.
"Right… now, what I am going to do is risky so just remember that string." Kattie said, she was excited.
"allright…" Werecat said , at the same time she raised her eyebrow in suspicion.
Voldy suddenly spoke "Harry Potter," He said very softly," the boy who lived."
Voldy raise his wand,"Avada…"
Kattie slipped on the invisibility cloak she had picked up off the ground she also picked up a weird glass shape and stepped behind harry.
"Ked…"
Werecat pulled the string. One of Harry's foot lifted up he looked down in supprise, thoothpaste squirted under neath the raised foot. Harry suddenly fell forward just as the gren light was about to hit him but instead it hit something invisible and reflected back to Voldy.
Voldy was gone so kattie pulled of the cloak and started chasing the death eaters with her emerald green lightsaber. WereCat soon followed with her sapphire blue lightsaber.
At the same time they both shouted "MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Harry stood there looking totaly confunsed. KAttie handed him a stack of papers to him.
"This is what you will tell everybody what happen." she said to him.
"Okay..." harry said with one eyebrow raised.
Wasn't very good but I had fun writing it so please review. I will be very grateful. By the way no offense to those who like the smell of chitlens.
