"Teme, I'm bringing you back one way or another."
"Not a chance, loser. Thanks to the snake's training you aren't a match for me."
"Then I'll drive you so crazy you'll be begging to come back with me!"
"Dobe, do you really think that any form of psychological torture could work on one trained by Orochimaru?"
"Then take this: Ultimate Genjustu Technique: The Seven Rings of the Banannaphone"
20 minutes later
"Arrrgh! Stop! Stop! God damnit; STOP IT!!! Make it stop! I can't take this horrible song anymore!!!"
"…Wow, for some reason I thought that would take longer… Kurenai-Sensei did say that it was the only double § class illusion ever created, but it never bothered me."
And so our blonde hero went on his way back to Konoha, dragging a manically twitching Uchiha. All the while, happily whistling a tune that seemed to bother said Emo. Naruto just couldn't understand why though.