The battle raged so hard that the toy house nearly rocked off the table.
"C'mon, Ichigo!" Riruka called to the dollhouse, "Fullbring only works when you love something, so hurry up already!"
A muffled cry of "I love lamp!" issued from the tiny house repeatedly, punctuated by the sound of a squeaky squeal. Ginjo took a sip of gin and sighed.
"Ichigo, do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying that because you're beating Mister Pork over the head with it?"
"I love lamp!" cried Ichigo, desperately staving off the stuffed pig with a pink plastic lamp, "I love lamp!"
Eh, what can I say? Another crack fic, obviously. As soon as I read Riruka's startling revalation about Fullbring, this lovely little scene from Anchorman appeared in my head. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it.