Glossary
Apparently you guys need one of these. Really is your head so full of blondeness that you need a glossary. I admit some of these words are hard to thigure out but you should know what lol mean. Unless you've been hiding under a rock for since like ever. So for all you blondes out there here's your stupid glossary. And for you smart people who obviously have more in their head than blondeness can skip this page. Actually if you need this glossary you shouldn't be reading this why don't you I don't know go find someone to read you a Dr. Seuss book.
WMS: Woodmore Middle School duh
Gock or fock: a girl or female jock. You know really sporty girls that like doing physical activities for some bizarre reason (i.e. Sam)
Bee: that's what everyone calls Blaire because she was the only girl in fourth grade that wasn't afraid of bees. So whenever one of us would need a bee killed we would call out bee and Blaire would come and kill it. So one day a girl instead of saying there's a bee Blaire come kill it. She said bee come kill it. So after that everyone just started calling her bee.
Confuzzled: means the same thing as confused but confuzzled is funner to say.
Perv: shorted from if perverted er. . . like a boy who feels up on girls with out permission and slaps there butts. Always making sex jokes. I really don't mind a little prevyness in a boy but there has to be a cut off point
lol: ah come one laugh out loud people really
Awesomeness: awesome means really cool right and ness means full of so awesomeness means full of really cool. But no one wants to go around saying that was full of really cool. So we shorten it full of awesome but that still retarded so we shorten it to full of awesomeness
lmao: ok this means laughing my ass off not literally because that would be weird like your laughing really hard and then your ass falls off. Trust me no one would laugh ever again for fear if there ass falling off
Blondeness: being extremely retarded i.e. looking for scientific method in the c-section to know if you have some blondeness in you. You just looked at that and said what's wrong with that. What's wrong with that is that scientific method starts with a s.
Prevyness: being sort of pervy, which I can handle. Not a full blown perv who can't be normal for 5 seconds.