You know I always imagined that I would continue to live this sort of mundane life. Go to work, come home and, depending on workload, either finish working or try and find something on TV. If I felt up to it, maybe go on a spontaneous outing with friends. I was happy with my life but I just never really saw myself doing anything groundbreaking oh boy, was I wrong.
My name is and I kid you not, Pandora Desdemona Morte. It s a real winner. The name of someone doomed from the beginning. Did I mention that I recently discovered that I m the reincarnation of Pandora? The crazy ass lady who made a certain container that could unleash hell upon the world if opened? Yeah, that one. And if you call me Dora, I swear to god I will unleash hell upon your ass!...what was that? Hmmm Bah, Multiple-personalities, who needs them? Especially when it s the crazy ass goddess herself. Fuck my life.
At least I have my two friends to keep me out of trouble.