Through the Craziness, There's More Craziness
Alahen: 2578; A not so near, very far future where the radiation from the technology has rendered humans crazy.
LEADER McLEADERSON, the leader of a clan of crazy people, is rallying her tribe members. LYKON LORCHESTER, the chef, is starting a fire for a roast. Random tribe members are cheering, shouting and screaming. HEINHEIM, the tribe beggar, is jumping around in the background.
Leader
It's time my fellow tribe members! IT'S TIME TO SACRIFICE ANOTHER NORMAL!
Lykon
Actually… we're gonna need like five more your leadership, the fire isn't ready yet. Besides, Relic and Dr. Frankenstein aren't back yet.
RELIC, the tribe bounty hunter, rushes in twitching and shaking.
Relic
FRNKENSTEIN! Hurry up! We haven't got all night!
Leader
Relic, are you okay? You're twitching like crazy.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN, the tribe doctor, walks in followed by his assistants dragging the Normal sacrifice.
Frankenstein
He's okay, He's just having a bad reaction to the fact that there's a Normal that isn't dead in his presence.
Relic stabs the body and it collapses to the ground dead.
Relic
Ah, all better now. LET"S EAT!
Heinheim rushes to the front and bumps into Relic.
Relic
Watch it you little bastard!
Heinheim
I'm bigger than you.
Relic
GRRRRRRR!
Relic pulls out his knife.
Heinheim
GAGH!
Heinheim bites off one of Relic's finger in a panicked movement.
Relic
ARGH! Damn it HeinHeim! I told you to stop doing that! Now I look abnormal.
Heinheim
Now?
Relic
Don't make me kill you.
Leader
Chill your panties you two!
Lykon
Fire's done.
Frankenstein
Sacrifice's ready.
Heinheim
Mouth's ready.
Relic
Knife's ready, but not for the sacrifice.
HeinHeim
*GULP*
Leader
Let us burn this Normal in the name of…. INSANITY!
All
INSANITY!