This is my first story, so please bear with me. I am a total Loliver fan and when my friend emailed me this list on how to find your perfect guy, I had to do a story.

Disclaimer: No I do not own Hannah Montana. If I did, Lilly and Oliver would be together already and Jake and Miley would still be together.

Chapter 1

Lilly stared at the computer screen, astonished. She seriously couldn't believe Matt had just written that. What kind of person dumped their girlfriend over I.M.? And for stupid girly-girl Amber, too? Hadn't he said he liked that I was a skater chick?

Lilly closed down the window, not bothering to write back and call Matt a bunch of bad names in German. Heck, I don't even like German. I'm only taking it 'cause Oliver thought it sounded cool. She opened up her e-mail account and noticed her cousin, Meghan, had sent her an e-mail.

"How To Pick The Right Guy" Lilly read, rolling her eyes. Meghan was always sending her junk like this. Lilly read through the list, sighing and rolling her eyes at every other thing. She noticed that the list described Oliver (a lot) and laughed. Me, date Oliver? Wow, this whole break-up thing is getting to me. She closed down her e-mail, repeating the list in her head.

He should get along with your friends…..

"Oliver, give it back!" Miley yelled, snatching back her donut.

"Yeah, Oliver, you're already too much of a donut," Lilly said, giggling.

"Oh, hardy-har-har," Oliver said. He stuffed himself between the two girls, causing all three to tumble off the couch.

"Sweet niblets! Oliver, you really are a donut!" Miley joked. Oliver simply picked her up and dumped her on the couch, while simultaneously re-stealing her donut. Miley tripped him and began to giggle as he struggled to get up. Lilly took her turn, grabbing Oliver's wrists and pulling him down to the ground. She stole back Miley's donut and handed it to her. Miley giggled. Oliver stood up, laughing, and immediately the two girls tackled him to the carpet. They stood up, gasping for air.

"No hard feelings, Oliver," Miley gasped. She reached down to help him up.Oliver nodded, grabbed her hand, and pulled her back down. Lilly laughed at her two friends. Such dorks….

Well, that was chapter one. I'll try to do one or two rules every chapter. When doing the first one, I tried to not make it so Moliver, but still keep the get-along-with-friends thing. Review, please. Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee. Thank you.