Sleeping Beauty
By ~*Angeleyes*~ (Jenine)
(Corny music begins and a cheap recording starts)
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Hermione, It was her 16th birthday and everyone was invited to her party. Of course it was big because she was turning her sweet 16 so there were magical floating candles and lots of decorations.
Soon it was present time and Hermione was unwrapping her gifts she got to her headmaster Prof. Dumbldore's gift she opened it and inside was a spinning wheel
"Uh........ Thanks?" said Hermione very confused indeed
"Oh ill show you how to use it!" said Dumbldore, "Come! Bring the wheel!" He led her up to a tower and set up the spinning wheel
"Now all you have to do is this!" he said as he was spinning a nice scarf that said 'Happy sweet 16 Hermione!'
"You try!" he said getting up and handing Hermione the scarf she put it on and sat down on the bench. Hermione was kinda bad at first so Dumbldore helped her he took her hands and started helping her with the spinning. Then suddenly he picked up her left hand and purposely pricked the index finger on the needle
"Ou-" Hermione started but then fell to the ground asleep. Dubledore ran downstairs and told the rest of the guests what had happened of course when they got upstairs the pointed their fingers at him
"Ok OK!" he said ripping off a mask revealing Filch the caretaker "I put her to sleep and she will never again wake up!"
"Filch! Why did you do this?" asked Molly Weasley
"Do you know how it feels not to be invited to a party like this? I had to do something!" wailed Filch. Just then he fell down with an arrow through his heart; everyone turned around seeing Sirius Black holding a crossbow
"What?" he said "Some one HAD to! DAMN he is soooo annoying!"
100 years later
The castle is now deserted and has thorns growing all around it Hermione's parents moved out after the accident and are long dead now but Hermione is kept in a beautiful satin bed inside the castle.
"Pig!" said the very distressed and handsome (Britt r u happy?) Prince Ron. He jumped off his horse and turned it back into the feathery git that it was.
"Ugh! Why did I turn you into a hor- heeeey!" he said very interested in the thorns in front of him
"Heh heh!" Ron said as he pulled out his sword and started cutting down the thorns till he got a large passageway of thorns
"Woah! Righteous!!" said Ron looking at all the ripped down party decorations
"Some how reminds me of something....." he said tapping his chin "Oh well!" He ran through the castle looking around at all the medieval stuff. Then he finally got to the room where Hermione was sleeping
"Wow!" he said amazed at her beauty
"Hmmm......." He said pondering then he bent over and kissed her she slowly opened her eyes and saw Ron
"Oh, Hello" said Hermione smiling sweetly at him obviously liking his cuteness
Hermione and Ron soon got married and had 7 children Parker, Cera, Faith and the rest.
The end!
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