Couples United, Chapter 1, Jane
The avengers all sat in the living room of the recently renovated Avengers tower. The upper floors we're the living quarters. Everyone had their own floor, placed by what they did the most and whom they spent time with. In the middle there was the 'family' floor. Then Tony and Bruce shared a few floors of labs that they spent most of their time in. Clint's arm was tightly wrapped around Natasha as leaned on his shoulder, purring almost. Tony and pepper cuddled on the couch beside them. Bruce was not being successful in explaining how to Use an iPad to Thor and Steve. This picture might have seemed normal for a while. Finally they had gotten into the groove of life as ultra-famous crime-fighting superheroes. Their serene Saturday morning didn't last long. A very disruptive alert from JARVIS shattered their peace.
"Sir there seems to be a guest for miss Potts here" JARVIS Informed
Sighing Pepper started to get up from Tony's lap.
"Wait!" Tony cried. He didn't want her leaving him for some appointment she had made. She paused and stared into his eyes for a moment before Bruce volunteered to fetch the client. Tony smirked and kissed Pepper lightly as she sat back down. The elevator door opened to show Bruce with a confused look on his face, and a young girl with a few bags.
"Oh you must be Jane" Pepper said getting up to give her a hug. Tony frowned. How could this girl be more important than him? Thor perked up at the name Jane.
"Jane called a few weeks ago and I offered her a floor here to li-" Peeper was interrupted by Thor whipping around to give her a huge hug and plop and plant a welcoming kiss on her.
Steve had spoken up enough for everyone to hear, "Thor do you greet others like this or do you know her? And Pepper Do you just invite random strangers into the house or is there a reason?"
Thor answer before Pepper could open her mouth. "This is Jane Foster. My Girlfriend."
"Hi everyone, I'm Jane. I'm uh an astrophysicist. I was tracking storms when a guy came out of the storm and well, I, to say the least, I well, ran him over with my car. But he saved me from Loki and an evil robot thing. Soo... yea, Hi!"
Tony let out a loud snicker only to receive a harsh slap from Pepper.
"Well I'm Steve Rodgers, It's a pleasure I'm sure you know all about my past so... Welcome Aboard" Steve stuck out his hand for a shake.
"Bruce Banner, Doctor, Radiation specialist." Bruce called from a corner.
"I'm Clint, step out of line and get an arrow between your eyes." Clint called "Just kidding, welcome." He seemed awfully happy. Probably because he had all the time he wanted to be with Natasha.
"Tony Stark, Playboy, Billionaire, genius." Tony smiled deviously
"and asshole, don't forget egoistic snarky asshole!" Clint added
Tony glared back at him still holding his creepy smile.
Natasha Got up from Clint's side. She strolled over to her; a dark emotionless stare was plastered on her face. Everyone held their breath, if Natasha doesn't like then that's the end of it. She circled Jane several times each time her face growing in disgust each round. Jane's expression as well as everyone else's melted to worry and horror. Finally she stopped in front of Jane, who was now almost shivering. Her dead face now took an evil crooked smile. Her eyes had a faint glint. Jane screeched as Natasha leapt at her. Nobody was close enough or fast enough to grab her. Jane was braced for pain. Eyes glued shut arms in front of her face. Natasha Must be strangling her. She felt arms clamp around her body squeezing her tightly. She paused. There was not the pain she was prepared for, instead throbbing of being held so tightly. This was a well-built woman. Jane slowly cracked an eye open to Find Natasha hugging her, with a friendly face.
"I am SO glad you are here, Pepper and me are the only girls here and it's hard to babysit this lot of boys. We could really use you. Plus pepper has been making me do girl nights with her and to tell the truth it's a bit empty. We are going to be great friends!"
The room was full of empty and confused looks. Even Clint had not expected this.
"Well um thank you Natasha, I'll be looking forward to spending time with yo-"
"Stop right there missy." Natasha Interrupted, "Natasha is much to formal. Call me Tasha." Jane and Tasha shared a quick smile as they looked around the room at the disturbed face. The three girls exploded into laughter as they walked up the stairs to Jane's new floor to get her acquainted. Before disappearing Natasha turned around hissed in a low tone
"That does NOT apply to the rest of you, any of you shorten my name and" She rose her finger to her neck and scraped her nail across it to signal that they might be found dead after the fact. Then she turned and skipped happily up to meet the Pepper and Jane.
"Any idea on what just happened?" Bruce inquired.
"I'm just a bit more afraid of her now" Tony added
"a bit?" Thor challenged "I'm down right scared shitless!"
"Legolas?"
"No clue. In all my years of knowing her this has cracked the top ten strange list."
They all just stood and looked at each other for a few minutes. Not even Thor wanted to visit Jane while knowing Natasha would be there.
"Well Point Break, Nice to see you got someone now." Tony said standing up and stretching before leaving the room.
Sorry That was probably Short, Tell me what you want next. Leave A Review ^w^ Please be honest. I'm going to post the next chapter soon.
