it wur a narmol day for jame hetfeald he wur doing drug wit lars ulrich when suden jame hetfeald git good idea. "hey ulrich let go to the mushroom kingom 2 get da drugz" ulrich wur surprised. "ok let me cal for a ride furst" ulrich cal down sumon to pik up. suden giant fliing toar bus fly down ovur them. the pilit was no guy othur then kirk hamit. "hi guys" hetfeald go to kurk hamit. "hi kurk want to go score sum drogs down at the moshrom kingdum" kurk smile and say "k" so metalica go to git roburt trojila. he wur suround by nazi wit guns aim at him but trojila use music powerz to "kill em all" they pik up trojila and sturt to fly away in majic toar bus. latur on they need the gas so they stop nd get the gas frum bowser. thay sturt driving again, metalica wur all here all five of them, kurk hamit, lars ulrich, jame hetfeald, kirby, and robert trujelo. at stop lite they stop nd nother bus come up. it wur the megadeth bus. megadeth flick them off. the race was about to begin nd metalica nd the megadeth wur swaring at eechother. the race was about to begin nd the caption falcon fly up by metalica. the race was bout to begin and sonic the pig run up. the race sturted nd everyone went at chorhter. megadeth fall hind but caption falcon ram metalica. it wur heat up. ulrich lok at the caption, "dont tread on me" metalica ram blue falcon but do nothing. megadeth com up midle of them. "mind if we butt in" metalica megadeth nd caption falcon wur in fearc combat. caption falcon drift in frunt of them get dirt all over metalica and megadeth window. hetfeald scream "dirty window" metalica almost crash but out of noware sonic the pig save them. if metalica wur to win they were gon have to win by "fight fire with fire" they fly up to blue falcon and metalica poop al ovur blue falcon. hetfeald cry at ulrich "that was kind of mean guys" ulrich nod "sad but true" they just bare beet megadeth nd made it to finish line. "welcome home" say the hetfeald. latur on they all stand in desurt. hetfeald spoke to all "listen guys i love you but it is time we go bak to our wurlds" Kirby fly bak to dreamland. kurk step up "guys the truth is" he then turn into caption kurk. "i am actualy caption kurk nd i hav to git bak to the enturprice" he beem out of here forever. ulrich nd hetfeald shake hand. "i think we wil al furget bout eechothur one day :(" sya hetfeald. ulrich toch hetfeald "no" he hug hetfeald "the memory remains" ulrich explode into box of cerial. hetfeald nd trojila lok at eechothur. hetfeald run for the gun but trojila stop him nock him to ground. "u no think it was gon be that easy hetfeald di yo" trojila aim ak47 at hetfeald "the end of the line" suden trojila git shot. caption falcon sav hetfeald. "caption falcon yo cam back" caption falcon smile "i kno u were in troble cause i have hetfeald detector' hetfeald lok at him "oh" end