A/N: I'm having a huge writers block with my main Gratsu story, so I decided to write a pointless Ereri just to keep you guys entertained while I work through it. Btw, now would be a great time to give me any ideas you have for UoM. Like, seriously, anything, even if you think it's a terrible idea. I can probably use it as a base and work on top of it. Disclaimers: I don't own Attack on Titan, unfortunately. It belongs to Hajime Isayama. This is an AU and the characters might be pretty OOC since I haven't rewatched AoT since like May. This is a yaoi (boyxboy). Don't like, don't read. Enjoy! :3

Levi woke up in his pristine room and looked over at his alarm. 7:45, he read as he got up from his bed. I woke up early enough to eat a decent breakfast. Good. He thought as he made himself coffee and got together the ingredients he would need for an omelet. He finished making his omelet and looked down at the gold watch on his wrist. 8:15, he saw, sipping coffee and eating an egg that had been rolled up with assorted vegetables and cheese inside. He had to be at the office by nine. It would take him fifteen minutes to drive there. These are the kind of thoughts that ran through his mind as he finished his breakfast and cleaned the dishes. He walked over to his closet and got out a suit and tie. He ironed them both thoroughly and perfectly put on his dress shirt and jacket. He placed the tie around his neck and tied it perfectly with no wrinkles whatsoever. He looked at himself in the mirror for any wrinkles in his suit. Perfect. He checked his watch again, 8:40. He was cutting it close, but he would make it there on time. He walked outside of his apartment building, briefcase in hand, to his small, black car. He arrived at the office building around 8:55. He clocked in.

"Levi Ackerman to the main office." He heard after about an hour.

"Tch, what do they want now?" He thought aloud as he got in the elevator up to the office. When he got there, he was surprised to see a young man, in his early twenties at the latest, with a suit that looked sloppily thrown on and a wrinkled tie slung around his neck.

"This is Eren Jeager. He's an intern. You'll be showing him how everything works around here." said a blonde man who looked to be in his late thirties. Levi looked on with visible disgust in his eyes.

"Why me, Mr. Smith?" Levi said, teeth clenched. "All due respect, Erwin, anyone else who's been here for at least a year could show him."

"Well, because he specifically requested to be taught by you, of course." Erwin said, looking over at Levi with a small smile.

"U-um, Eren Jeager, at your service, Mr. Ackerman!" Eren said stiffly, reaching out with his card in one hand.

"Tch" Levi scoffed as he took Eren's card. "Fine, I'll teach the brat. Under one condition, he has to live with me as well. I have a guest room. And this kid needs to be taught how to be neat and clean before he can do anything in the office."

"That's something up to him." Erwin said, shrugging. "Anything outside of work is none of my business." They both turned to Eren expectantly.

"Y-yeah!" Eren said, his voice cracking. "I mean," He cleared his throat. "Yes, sir! I think I could come to enjoy living with you, sir!" He said, a light redness creeping across his cheeks. Things that should not be done with your superior flashed through his mind quickly. He shook his head lightly. No fantasizing right now. I have to work.

They went back down to the floor Levi worked on and he pulled Eren into his office.

"Alright, first things first. Get out of that poor excuse of a suit." Levi said commandingly. Eren looked down at him in surprise.

"All due respect, s-sir. W-what exactly do you mean by that?" Eren said, his face becoming hotter by the second.

"Exactly what it sounds like." Levi said commandingly. "Strip." Eren's face was red from the tips of ears all the way across his nose.

"Um, if I may ask why, sir?" Eren asked, moving back towards the large window behind him.

"Are you blind or simply idiotic?" Levi responded. Eren looked at him with a questioning look in his large, green eyes.

"Tch," Levi scoffed, "So that you can fix the wrinkles in your suit, obviously."

"O-oh, ok" Eren said, moving his hand stiffly to pull his tie off, slowly.

"Tch, will I have to do everything for you?" Levi said, moving closer to Eren and easily slipping off his tie and placing it on his desk. He took off Eren's jacket and began unbuttoning his dress shirt.

"W-wait, stop. I can undress myself… sir." Eren said. He didn't think it would be humanly possible for his face to heat up anymore than it already had.

"Well, fine, just do it quickly." He said, turning towards Eren's jacket and tie. He began to straighten them out as best he could. Eren fumbled with the buttons for about five minutes before finally being able to take off his dress shirt. He started to straighten out the wrinkles by pressing it against the wall. After doing all he could, he sat there, shirtless since he wanted Levi to check his shirt for any prominent wrinkles. Levi looked around at Eren.

"Why are you still shirtless? You got most of the wrinkles out of your shirt, didn't you?" He asked, looking down at Eren's dress shirt.

"Well, I did what I could, sir. I just wanted you to check it first to make sure there weren't too many wrinkles left." Eren said, his face turning red again. Levi picked up the shirt and looked it over.

"This should be fine since it's your first day, but starting tomorrow, you will be living with me and you will iron your suit every day to ensure that it's neat and clean." He said, leaving no room for any form of argument or disagreement from Eren. He put his shirt back on and placed the tie around his neck, attempting to tie it.

He fumbled for a bit before Levi swatted his hand out of the way. "Here let me show you how to tie it properly." He said, as he slowly went through the motions of tying a tie to show Eren how to do it neatly. Eren couldn't concentrate with Levi so close to him. This is bad. I should be paying attention, but instead I want to reach down and kiss him. He thought. Maybe he shouldn't have requested for Levi to teach him.

A/N: Alright, alright, alright, alright. I honestly just felt like writing some Ereri. And I had writer's block on UoM so it worked out nicely. This will probably just be a one shot unless I get a ton of reviews saying to add more. K Thx Bai! :3