COOKIES UNDER A FLOOR MAT dun dun dun

by RosieDaze

Yah so heres mey forst story Its about a sheep and Mary and Woolsley and Sherlcok has to solve it BECUASE THERE S MURDERAS AND DEAN AND SAME AND THE DOCTOR CUMHER it unclueds the whole gang including the ones we hate and new chatracters and everything and some smut you'll like that bit WITH LIKE DESTIEL AND JOHNLOCK AND DOCTOR WHO AND EVERYTHING wwhiwoowoowewewoowwohow SuperWhoLock

1. Chapter 1

AUnthors' noted: Hey guizs. I liek Mary and er sheep and I'sma be wtigin about her and Sherlcok and John's adeventures. Review thansk.!

Okay storey sitme!:

PART OEN; THE BEGINGING OF THE END OF THE BEGINGING IDK I JUST LIKE DRAMATICS STUFF BECAUSELOL

Mary ahd a sheep named Wooolseley. Sher loverd Woolsley so much iit hurt her little heart under her breasts, because Mary was an educated furl who knew where youer heart was located unlike stupif neighbor who did not know that Mary did nto like.

Woolsely liked mouldy cookies at weird times andc arpests. He was a weird sheep. They wrote a song about Mary and Woolsely and it was sung forerver:

Marry had a little lamb

Little lamd

Little mabdl

Mary had a little malb

Whos fleece

Was white

As sn-ow

-000oooooopooOw

-oooooooooooooooioOwwwww

(and then they started to rock out to like Micarl Jackson or whoever the ell was a pop artist at the time lol I dunno aybe DiVinchi or something).

This song was OWoolsey and Maries jamb. They loved to shake their meat buns to it all day long as their neiighbor yelleds and screams at themf ro to turn it down all the time their neighbor tries to get them to turn it down

But the milk and jam man who delivers milkand jam o all of the nightborashood was nice and yelled at the nighrbor that mary hated to stop yelleding and be nice

Nut then the nieghbotr got really sad because the milk and jammie man stopped coming and they foung out someone had killed him when he went to go deliver milk anf jam to the bear down in the deep dark dorest that's darl and no one vistits or likes (accept for the milke and jame man lol he likes to fo there for the bear tbecayse the bear is his breadn).

Yeah so anyway

the milkamdnjamman was dead and no one was happy

accept for mary wadnd Woolsely but not for long

oh yeah I forgot to mention Mary likves in 221C Baker Street in like the 700 B.C. or something like whevner they wrote Sercolk bokos and then mced in witj the bbc show because i like that one

thats why theres a MIKL and JAM MAN

GEDDIT

heeehehehee

So they defiantly jammed out with the milk man too DiCaprioo or whatever i said earlier

Yeah koey back to the storie nawo

so one day Maey coulnd't find Wolselye anywhere vern wjen she looked and looked and looked on her horse until the horse died because i aws watching lord of the rings with ny brother last night and e said uou you run a horse tioll it died because it was muslce and Frodo was dieing and i thought that was cool so now Mary's horse is deade and Woolsley ism issing and yeah

Mary was so sad that nght that she slept for 2000 years adnd not its the year whenever Sherlock BBC was made

All the same, they got a new mulk and jame man

And he came to thei hose every other day

Just watcing

wahtasing

whatiching

WHATCCHING

for the next day when he could delicver his jam and bread and milk all the time to 221 Baker Street boyz adnd Merry

okey first chapter odne now

aurhors' notes: hey guise be please and review! I like it when you do that lol

hi Jacy

I hopeyou like my Storey