Why You Shouldn't Eat Souls
(Unless you're a weapon.)
Amber: Your first SE fic… AND YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE ME? Why I oughta-
Grant: Vector chop! *Chops Amber's head* You can thank me later.
Lisa: 31337 doesn't own Soul eater.
"Soul?" Maka asked. Soul looked up from the game he was playing. "Yeah?" Maka closed the book she was reading. "What do you think would happen if I ate a soul?" Soul had a confused look on his face. He shrugged. "I dunno, but I think it would be pretty cool." "Oh." Maka nodded. Then, a grin slowly made its way onto her face. "Soul?" Soul looked up from his game again. "Yes, Maka?" Maka got up from the couch. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Soul paused the game. "Enlighten me." Maka then explained her plan for her to eat 99 kishin souls and one witch soul to become a death meister or something. Then a grin made its way onto Soul's face as well. "Sounds cool." Oh how wrong he was.
Crona was in hysterics. "I don't know how to deal with Maka like this!" Then Ragnarok popped out of his back. "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME FOOD!" He yelled. Black*Star was yelling about how Maka was getting more attention then him. Tsubaki was sighing, as per usual. Patty was yelling about "Rainbow girrafes." Kid was freaking out because Stien's Lab looked even more unsymetrical, Spirit was crying and saying that Soul had "Done stuff." to Maka and Liz was watching in horror. "Is she going to be okay Stien?" Soul asked frantically. Stien looked down at Maka, who was strapped to a cot, barfing up rainbows. "She'll be fine. Now, how did she get like this?" "Well…" Soul looked down at the ground. He then recounted Maka's plan, the objective of the plan, and the execution of the plan, which went horribly wrong. "I see." Said Stien. "What happened when she ate it?" Soul gulped. "Well… It went something like this…"
Maka and Soul had just finished killing a kishin. Soul reached for the soul but Maka slapped his hand. "What was that for?" Asked Soul. Maka grabbed the soul. "Wait… You're seriously going through with this?" He asked. Maka nodded. "Look, I know I said that before it would be cool of you ate a kishin soul but now that I think of it-"Too late!" Yelled Maka, after swallowing the soul. Soul had a 0_0 look on his face. Maka turned slightly green. "I don't feel so-" Then she started barfing up rainbows. Soul was pushed into stunned silence. After 30 seconds of this, Soul said the most intelligent words anybody could say at a time like this: "Maka, WHAT the F*** did you DO?"
Maka:...
Crona: I don't know how to deal with a story this insane...
Asura: And I thought I was mad...
Stien: Ditto
Death: Ditto.
Ditto: DITTO BEACH!
Me: FTW ANOTHER POKEMON!