Night at the Akatsuki secret Hide out.

"Yo, Tobi!"- yelled a voice inside Tobi´s head.

-"Mom?"

-"No, y´a idiot! It´s me, Madara!"

-"Oh. Hi, Madara-sama"

-"Shut up. Listen, I was searching for a condom in my desk, when I found this months Akatsuki bills, and what did I read?

Make up and nail paint – 15000 dollars

Porn videos and magazines – 30000 dollars

Ferraris – 300.000 dollars

Money toilet paper – 40.000 dollars

Dog money toilet paper- 35.000 dollars

WTF!? Our profits are –2 BILIONS dollars and fifty cents. We need to start makin´ money quick"

-"So what Tobi can do for you?"

-"Well, I have a plan. You see, the Jinchurikiis are soooooo past season. What are giving in are Reality shows. So I (and my beautiful and sexy mind) came up with the most brilliant reality show EVER! I (and by I I mean YOU) will put cameras around the house, in every room and bathroom, and put it live online in my Myspace page, "Madara, Friend or Uchiha : The daylife of a sexy men". I shall call it *dramatic pause*… "The Nine Bijous, Madara and his bitches: The inside adventure"

-"Uhm…why don't call it "Daily Cloud"?"

-"…Fine. NOW GO TO WORK!"- Madara plugged a button in Tobi´s (empty) brain that made Tobi fall from the bed and start installing the cameras. While that, Madara plugged his computer on, and got to his Myspace page. He started writing:

"Dear fans, for now on, Madara´s page will have a brand new soap opera: "Daily Cloud"- it shows the life of a criminal organization, but they don't have a clue that they're being filmed. Sex, violence and hard language in a show that make "Grand Theft Auto" piss his pants.

Kisses XXX

Madara"

Madara backed on his mafia chair and naughty smiled.

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Next day, Madara´s 200 fans (he was pretty famous) had their eyes glued on the computer screen. Madara woke up, turned the cameras on, and started writing on his MS page:

Day one, 10:00

Pein was the first one to wake up. He started to prepare the typical evil secret organization breakfast: Cookies, toasts and chocolate milk. The second to wake up was the "malest person on the organization": Konan. Next were Zetsu, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzo and Hidan. Everyone was hearing:

Hello Kitty pink pyjamas

Sponge bob boxers

Nothing

They all start to eat and watch "Pokemon". After breakfast, while putting his coat on, Itachi felt a chill in his spine and turned back and look directly to the camera. He pretend he was get something from his pocket and whispered in Kisame´s ear

-"Follow me"

Itachi walked for outside and entered the Akatsuki mobile. After awhile Kisame join him to.

-"Were being filmed. I saw the camera"- said calmly Itachi

-"Last week you said a flying cupcake"

-"It wasn't a cupcake, it was a DONUT…but something don't seem right, and I will find out what is" *dramatic song starts to play*

-"Why?"

-"Well, do we have something else to do?"

-"Oh, touché!"

-"Get your own lines, shark dick"- screamed Iruka from Konoha (A/N- If you didn't understand see "Naruto Abridge Series")

Back to the hide out, the rest of Akatsuki was focused on their daily hobbies: Hidan was cutting himself, Kakuzo was counting his money, Tobi was playing with his Lego, Zetsu was in God-knows-where doing God-knows-what, Konan was watching "Opra" and Pein was washing the Akatsuki´s underwear, when a sudently "BANG" came out of the living room.

-"FUCK!"- screamed Deidara. He had spend three hours making that sculpture, when one of his hands bitted a tip of the big white leopard, making the piece of art exploding. No one really cared, except Pein, who seeing the clay glued to the black walls, throw the apron for the floor, buried his head on his hands and began crying. Deidara started to make some more clay with his mouths

-"To bad art is a bang, right Deidara?"- Sasori naughty smiled at the blond. Deidara got up and faced the red-headed, hands on hips

-"Well, art is a bang, but art his also like having sex with a woman: we only should go for finish the acting when the job is completed"

-"Yes, like you have had sex with anyone besides your hands. Besides, if your art was eternal, this wouldn't happen"

-"Well, I prefer being always making new pieces of art than stick with the same."

-"Maybe something aren't to change"

-"Well, maybe I want to change, and you don't let me, shit!"- Deidara ran for his bedroom. Sasori could see the tears ran thru his face right before he shouted the door.

-"Gave him 3 to 6 days"- said Konan, without turning around from the little girl from Africa that had a headache. Sasori didn't know why, but he felt a very strong pain in his chest. He walked to Deidara´s room, but when he was twisting the doorknob, Zetsu appeared behind him

-"Don't. When me and my black side were angry, I thought talk with him would be better, but it wasn't. Just give him sometime"

Sasori shyly noodle and slowly dragged himself for his room. Zetsu white side look at the black side

-"What happened?"

-"You had to bring the subject up"

-"Im sorry you know I had to help him"

-"…"

-"…I love you"

-"…I love you too"- Zetsu hugged himself and happily ran to his cousins/plants.