My name is Lovino Vargas. I am a 23 year old author in the middle of creating a "Masterpiece" or so my editor, Bella, says anyway. I personally think it's just another story, just like the other billions of books out there but whatever.

Anyway, I have a brother, Feliciano, who's engaged to this stupid potato bastard Ludwig. Che! He's GERMAN, enough said.

They own a small restraint a few blocks down from my apartment called "GerIta" Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Apparently it's some lovey dovey inside shit between them. Stupid bastards.

Other than Bella, Feli, and potato head, I don't really have any other relationships with anyone else. Sure, I'll go to book signings and meet a few people….. but I never keep in touch with any of them. Most of them have had their fill of me within the first ten seconds anyway.

As for any other relatives, mine and Fratello's parents died in a car accident when we were little. After that we were taken in by our grandfather who passed away two years ago.

So that pretty much concludes my social life. Interesting, I know. Who really gives a fuck anyway? I certainly don't.

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TBC!