kyu: WEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEE! –runs around in circles-

Kyo: I'm getting a bad feeling about this already…

kyu: -stops suddenly- Don't say such silly things, Kyo-kun!

Yuki: -raises an eyebrow- Why?

kyu: -glares- Because it lets the readers know that my writing sucks.

Kyo: It's only fair to warn them.

kyu: THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT YET! –chibi smile to readers- Enjoy this crap of a thing I slapped a 'story' label on!

DISCLAIMER: I, kyu, sadly do not own these cute, adorable, chibi animals or their original story. –sniffles- are you people trying to make me feel bad!

WARNINGS:

-This IS a yaoi (yow-ee) fanfiction. In other words, the story will include guy-on-guy romance! No likie, no read!

-The characters, due to my talentless writing, may be OOC (Out of Character) at any given moment.

-I have a school computer at my house with no internet. My grandma is the one who has the computer I post on. I may not be able to update for months at a time. DO NOT BLAME ME!

Kyo's PoV- The roof

"KYO-KUUUUUUUUUN!" Ugh! Why must she be so loud? It's a good thing we (the Sohmas) live so far away from everything.

"I'm not coming down!" I managed to avoid her –and Yuki- coming out of the school and I'm not giving up my freedom so easily. I spotted her waiting for me when I came out of the school and slinked off in the opposite direction, taking a longer route home. I came home to find Kagura still here and apparently happy to see me. I found myself flung through that damn paper door before I could even fake an "Oh. You're here?" After that, I stormed up here to the roof, pulled up the ladder and locked the door. And since Shigure convinced her not to break anymore doors today, she's been outside, yelling at me to come down…for three hours. Damn, she's persistent.

"FINE. Be that way!" I hear her scream and stomp off. Finally! She gave up! My stomach growls, reminding me how hungry I am, but I think I'll wait until Tohru comes up to get me. She was too busy listening to Kagura talk to have fixed anything yet, so she'll be cooking right about now. Sure enough, I can smell her wondrous cooking float up through an open window. 'Oh praise be to Kami-sama! (the equivalent of God) It's leek-free.' I stretch and wait for Tohru to come get me. She'll be up soon with stuttered questions of if I want to eat or not. In the mean time, I'll just enjoy the silence.

I love being on the roof, even if it gets a little cold sometimes. It's my sanctuary. Especially at night. The crisp air, combined with the dark, is so calming and peaceful. Lately though, all the night has smelled like is rain. My peace is suddenly disturbed when I hear footsteps approaching my room. I don't recognize them, because they're so quiet I can barely hear them. I sigh again before jumping effortlessly into my room and opening the door before the unknown intruder has a chance to knock.

Yuki's PoV

I sigh and trudge towards the neko's (cat) room. 'Damn Shigure. He knows. I'm not sure how, but he knows.' I could see -practically hear- the laughter in his eyes when he told Ms. Honda that I'd 'be more than happy to go tell Kyon-kichi it was time to eat'. I sigh once again before stepping up to Kyo's door. 'Should I knock, or just kick his door in and tell him to hurry up?' Guess Kyo's not giving me any time to debate. The door's already opening.

Normal PoV

Kyo's unseen smile fell to match his visible frown as his eyes met with Yuki's. They began their nightly ritual of a glaring match, but Kyo, feeling it pointless, cast his gaze aside and tried to slip past Yuki and head to the dining room. However, Yuki was blocking most of the door. He stopped, but kept his gaze towards the floor.

Yuki's PoV

When he opened the door, I expected a rude comment or the beginning to another pointless glaring match. I looked up and when our eyes met, I felt a jolt in my stomach and my knees weakened. 'How does he do this to me?' Those eyes of his say so much, but I still know nothing about him. It made my heart ache when he looked away. 'Maybe if I just reach out and lift his chin,…' My thoughts came to an end when I heard him mumble something.

"What was that, Baka neko? (idiotic cat, dumb cat, stupid cat. take your pick.)" I say, my voice harsh. I cross my arms over my chest, hoping to muffle the sound of my pulsating heart. He slowly looks up at me with those damned eyes and raises his voice ever so slightly.

"Could you step aside?" I'm shocked. If it weren't unacceptable to do so in front of Kyo, I would have let my jaw drop and my eyes widen. Instead, I simply step to the side and let him pass. He looks at me one last time, slightly confused, then heads to the dining room. I follow him, more than a little confused.

Normal PoV

Kyo and Yuki took their seats at separate ends of the table. (kyu: They fight even more if their too close, so Shigure-san decided to put them as far from each other as possible.) Kyo closed his eyes and heaved a huge sigh, completely oblivious to the rather large form sneaking up behind him.

"Kyon-kichi!" blasted Shigure, as he pulled his younger cousin into an unexpected and crushing embrace. "I see you've finally decided to grace us with your presence." He let the frazzled neko slip out of his arms before seating himself.

"Kuso inu (Damn dog)" Kyo snapped, after regaining his composure and making sure his ears were no longer showing. "Don't ever do that again, or I'll-"

FWAP!

Kyo was cut short as an empty rice bowl hit him in the face. He slowly turned to Yuki, his left eye twitching slightly, and a bump already beginning to show. "What the hell was that for?"

Yuki simply sipped his tea, his eyes closed. "It's not wise to threaten those who own the roof over your head. I wouldn't do that again if I were you."

"Yeah? Well if I were you, I'd kill myself!" Kyo retorted.

"Really?" Yuki questioned, opening one eye, "Then let's play a little role playing game…"

"Why you!" Kyo's face turned red, and he clenched his fists so tight, the knuckles were turning white. Shigure, noticing this, decided to step in.

"Now now, Kyo-kun. I'm sure Yuki-kun was just joking. Weren't you, Yuki-kun?" Shigure may have been a writer, and thus have the ability to twist words, but Yuki gave him little to work with.

"No." Make that nothing to work with.

"Sure! Take his side! Just like everybody else. Nobody even dares to go up against their precious little prince!" Kyo spat. Forgetting his hunger, Kyo flung open the newly repaired, paper door and stomped off into the night.

Yuki's PoV

Shigure closed the door, sighing, and then retook his seat. We sat there in silence for a few moments. I could feel him looking at me, trying to analyze me. It's useless. I've trained myself to hide everything. I won't show him how hurt I am. 'I can't believe Kyo thinks of me that way.' Ms. Honda brought in a tray with the food on it. She set the tray down and passed out the food, before noticing something was amiss. (kyu: -shakes head- So oblivious.)

"What happened to Kyo-kun?" she questions, turning those cursed doe-like eyes on me. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't have those kinds of feelings for anyone but Kyo. I love her like a… like a mother. (kyu: SPOILER!) And when she looks at me with those eyes…I can't say no. I just look away, before I say something stupid.

"Kyon-kichi left for a bit," I hear Shigure say. "Yuki-kun was just about to go look for him." I look up in time to glare at Shigure, but then I see Ms. Honda's eyes widen in happiness.

"You were? That's so kind of you, Yuki-san!" How can I say no when she says stuff like that? I nod and rise from the table. And, after putting on my shoes, I make my way to the door.

"Wait, Yuki-san! You'll need this!" I turn to see Ms. Honda holding out an umbrella for me. "The radio said it was going to rain."

"Thank you, Honda-san," I take the umbrella and step out onto the porch. Sure enough, it looks like rain.

Shigure's PoV

Tohru came back into the room and sat down to wait. 'Maybe this will finally bring those two together.' I pick up my chopsticks.

"We should probably start without them. Knowing them, they'll start a fight and be gone for half an hour. She nods, looking a little uncertain, and joins me in eating her lovely dinner.

Kyo's PoV- In the woods, not too far from the house

'Damn them! Damn them all! I don't care how hot Yuki is, that doesn't mean he's always right!' I stop, dumb founded. I can't believe I just thought that! Actually, I can. I've been having similar thoughts for the past few weeks. They're the reason I've been avoiding Yuki as much as possible. "Kami-sama, there's something wrong with me!"

"I could've told you that, baka (idiot)" I spin around to see Yuki walking towards me. I know that I should be angry that he followed me and embarrassed that he was listening to me talking to myself, but, for reasons I'm not willing to debate, I'm not mad at all. I'm actually kinda… glad to see him. I feel my face get hot. He's getting closer now and he's… he's… under an umbrella?

"It's raining?" I look up and get hit in the face with the biggest drop of water known to man kind. (kyu: but not gerbil kind!) I scrunch my nose and shake my head a bit. I look back down and find the umbrella on the ground and Yuki bent over, his shoulders shaking. "You okay?" I find myself concerned until I realize he's laughing. "What's so funny!"

"You –snicker- you looked –choke- so… so-!" he's overcome and cut off by another fit of laughter. I feel my face get even hotter. 'Oh! Why that little-' I turn away, so he can't see my face and cross my arms.

"Why'd you follow me?" I mutter. I can hear him trying to take control of his laughter. 'He's got a nice laugh. Come to think of it, I've never heard him laugh. Or even seen him smile for that matter… Unless it was to Tohru.'

"I came to get you… so your dinner doesn't get cold." I hear him take a few deep breaths, trying to get his breathing back to normal.

"Why would you care!" I snap. I'm not about to let go of my anger. I turn back to him, on guard in case he tries to attack. Instead, he just comes even closer to me.

"What makes you think I do care?" He's got this unreadable look in his eyes. It scares me, but I can't bring myself to look away. Also, there's this feeling I'm getting from him: a sense of… longing? Suddenly, I feel the bark of a tree pressed against my back. I'd been stepping away from Yuki without realizing it. But he realized it. I can tell. He knows I don't feel like fighting back right now, even if he doesn't know why.

He brings his hand up and I flinch, expecting to be hit. Instead, I feel warmth on my cheek, then my lips. 'He's… kissing me! And I'm… Oh Kami-sama! I'm kissing him back!'

Yuki's PoV

'He's not pushing me away. Maybe… Maybe he feels the same way…'

Normal PoV

Taking it as a sign that Kyo wouldn't reject him immediately, Yuki deepened the kiss. And felt Kyo buckle under him. Spurred on by Kyo's reaction, he pushed harder. He moved his lips to the soft spot on the kitty's neck and began to suck and nibble at it. After a particular bite, he was rewarded with the sweet sensation of Kyo moaning. All the control he'd worked so hard to establish went out the window. He moved his hand to the back of Kyo's neck, tilting it to the side so he had better access to the wet flesh he was claiming. His body took over and started to crush his feminine curves into Kyo's angles. He felt a warmth in his stomach and felt it move lower. Embarrassed and finally regaining some of his senses, he pulled back. Both were panting hard.

"Don't," Kyo panted. 'Here it comes.' Yuki thought, looking away. "Don't stop."

"What?" He looked down to the boy in his arms. (kyu: No he's no that much taller, but remember, Kyo-kun got woozy and slipped a bit.) Kyo looked up as well. Yuki took in every detail of Kyo's face. Fiery eyes were slightly out of focus and glazed over in a look of ecstasy he'd never experienced before. His cheeks were more than tinged pink and his slightly parted lips were already beginning to swell from the force of their passion. Rain drops seemed to shimmer as they rolled down his face.

"Please," Kyo pleaded again, wrapping his fingers in the soaked fabric of Yuki's shirt. "Please don't stop. Don't bring me up so high just to let me fall."

kyu: Ooh, I is so mean. I endie the chapter right before anything good happens!

Kyo: -red in the face and panting- What are you talking about! You didn't end it soon enough! I just got jumped by that rat!

kyu: -sly smirk- You know you liked it…

Kyo: -blushes- I did not!

Yuki: -wraps his arms around Kyo from behind and whispers in his ear-

Kyo: -turns to jello- Nnnnn…

kyu: I win! To all of you who wasted your time reading my crap-ass attempt at a fanfiction, I thank you. Now… since you're already here and wasting time, click that little purple button down there… yes, you know the one… and REVIEW! Good, bad, flames, doesn't matter to me! Just review!

Yuki and Kyo: -moaning off screen-

kyu: -looks over- Get a room!