Just a short Dramione New Year Oneshot/Ficlet.

I rather liked writing this one.

I hope you enjoy. Until next time...

-Lizzie

Please Leave A Message After The Tone...

Sunday 1st January, 00:14am.

Hermione Granger's apartment.

*BEEP*

"Uh, hi Granger, it's Malfoy... Look I know it's late, vvvvery fucking late in fact..."

He snorts.

"But, yes, aaanyway, I was just ringing to uhm... well, I...I er..."

A cough.

"Oh fuck it...spilt my fucking...Oh never mind..."

A short pause.

"Grrrranger!" he barks, trying to roll his r's and failing in the most amusing fashion. "I would absolutely love to wish you a fffffantastic New Year! ... I know you're at silly Scar-Head's house and you p-probably won't be getting this until you get in later...or maybe tomorrow? But yeah... ha!" he chuckles, "Happy New Year! I know I've been an ABsolute wanker to you this year... and I'm sssorry okay? I don't mean it..."

There's a short interruption, a long slurping noise coming from the end of the line, plus a clinking of ice-cubes against glass, or, in his case; crystal.

"As it is the beghhinning of a New Year, I have decided that I want to start it off on a good note!" he announces, happily. "Hence the reason that I'm leaving this messhage on your phone!"

He snorts.

"Right! So as a start to the mending of my awful ways... I am going to give you an hhapology for all of the nasty things I've said and done to you in the past..."

He clears his throat.

"To be honest!" he exclaims, "It's because fancy the fuck out of you...really, Granger...that's the truth, a-and it's not just cos I want to get into your knicke- well I mean of course I want to get into your knickers..." He stumbles a little, "What can I say? You're a gorgeous young witch...beautiful eyes... I could get lost in them Granger...and lets not forget those luscious lips that I dream of being wrapped around my co-" he hiccups. "Oh and your curves... that peachy arse and not forgetting those perfectly perky little tits that I try and get a ghhhlimpse of e-ve-ry evvvvery single day!"

Hiccup.

"Okay, right 30 second warning" he chuckles, the sound almost sounding like it's coming from a naughty child.

"Happy New Year! This is a fresssh start for you and I, Granger, frrrresh, okay? Oh, Granger. You, are ssso great... so. fuuuucking great! Ha! Well I hope you're having a great time, even if it is with Weaslebee and Pot-head...send them my regards, won't you?"

A pause.

"Happy New Year, again, Hermione... I love y-"

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Sunday 1st January, 14:09pm.

Hermione Granger's apartment.

*BEEP*

"Granger. It's me."

He clears his throat.

"Look about that message last night, uh, this morning...If you've listened to it."

A sigh.

"I suppose you have."

A short pause, he clears his throat again.

"I give you my sincerest apologies, I drank far too much yesterday and acted like a complete fool. I would appreciate it if this was not mentioned at work as I have a reputation to uphold as the owner of such a huge, well-known company...I am sure you understand, Granger."

Another pause.

"Look, I am willing to give you a small raise in your pay for the next few months if necessary. Again, I'm truly sorry for my behavior. It shan't happen again. See you at work tomorrow, 7am sharp, if you would."

*BEEEEEEEEEP*

Happy New Year!
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