Keeper of the Puffball
King Dedede:
Meta Knight, where are the nachos?
Meta Knight:
There aren't any nachos.
King Dedede:
Then...where are the hot dogs?
Meta Knight:
There are no hot dogs.
King Dedede:
Pizza?
Meta Knight:
No!
Keeby:
Tacos?
King Dedede:
I like tacos!
Meta Knight (Slams Keeby & Ribbon together):
Don't encourage him!
Gooey:
Well, why not? This trail is an absolute joke anyway. It's obvious Kirby should go to Keeby.
Adeleine:
Oh please, are you infected by the bonkers? Ribbon is the only logical decision.
Gooey & Cappies:
KEEBY!
Adeleine & Cappies:
RIBBON!
Gooey & Cappies:
KEEBY!
Adeleine & Cappies:
RIBBON!
Keeby (singing):
Please vote me, the keeper of the Puffball.
I wanna be, the keeper of the Puffball.
His squishy soft bones are mine to own
to do with as I see fit.
Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit.
Ribbon (singing):
I disagree 'bout the keeper of the Puffball.
It should be me who's the keeper of the Puffball.
Kirby's not a toy for an idiot boy
who can't even tie his shoes;
if Keeby wins then we all surely lose.
Kirby (singing):
Don't I get a say in the keeper of the Puffball?
I'll make you all pay for the keeper of the Puffball!
All my rage is bound up in this cage
held back by these iron baaars!
I'll never get rid of the mental scaaars.
Meta Knight (singing):
I don't care who's the keeper of the Puffball!
I'm losin' my hair over keeper of the Puffball!
A mountain of stress is crushing my chest!
I'm goin' blind in one eye,
and its all be-cause of that STUPID GUY!
King Dedede (spoken):
mmmmmm (munch munch)
Don't worry, I've found some nachos! Yes!
King Dedede: (munch)
Meta Knight: (walks over & whacks him)
King Dedede: OW!
Bandana Dee: (Tap dancing a new beat)
Keeby: Time to take ya all, old school style!
Keeby: Kirby's the corner in my square.
Ribbon: Kirby's the chocolate in my eclair.
Keeby: Kirby's the freshener in my air.
Ribbon: Kirby's the conditioner in my hair.
Keeby: Kirby's the pic-a-nic IN MY BEAR!
Ribbon: Kirby's the cushion in my chair.
Keeby: Kirby's the renaissance IN MY FAIR!
Ribbon: Kirby's the anger in my glare!
Keeby: Kirby's the stain in my underwear!
Ribbon: Somehow I knew you were gonna there.
Cappies:
We all neeeed the keeper of the Puffball!
I wanna seeee the keeper of the Puffball!
Kirby:
All this singing is driving me nuts! King Dedede: (over Kirby & Cappies) Aaaall I waaant are naaachos!
Cappies:
Why not just cut him in half?
Meta Knight:
My ulcer's eating away at my guts! King Dedede: (over Meta Knight & Cappies) Whyyyy'd you taaaake my naaachos?
Cappies:
That would be a true good laugh!
Ribbon:
I totally hate, that we have to debate.
Keeby:
'Bout whether its me or you.
Everyone:
It's obvious to everyone here
It's obvious to everyone here
It's ob-vi-ous to ev-ery-one that...
King Dedede (spoken):
I have to take a DUMP!
(song stops abruptly)
Meta Knight:
What?
King Dedede:
I..uh...I...have to go...take a dump.
Meta Knight:
...Yeah okay sure. Go right ahead and feel free to take as much time as you need.
King Dedede (walking out):
Yes!
Meta Knight:
Okay quick! Let's wrap this up before he gets back!
Stupid and pointless? Most likely, but hey it was fun to do.