Disclaimer: I own nothing but the moldy cheese.
One morning as the sun rose, Dumbledore stood in the astronomy tower shaving off his beard. It fell to the floor in great white chunks and fluttered across the stone tiles. Then he dropped the chunks over the edge onto the students who were receiving a lecture from Bellatrix about love potions and their ingredients. Bellatrix snatched one of the chunks with a happy cry. "And, of course! Beard is a wonderful addition! It will make your potions taste like sunshine, rainbows, and hair salon!"
Bellatrix dropped the chunk she had caught into the nearest cauldron, which immediately exploded into purple sparkles. They were stirred by the wind and slowly became a purple sparkle tornado, which sped across the grounds. The tornado came to the edge of the lake and a large butterfly shot from its top into the waiting arms of the giant squid. The giant squid happened to be floating over a rather unnaturally small beta that happened to be rather hungry and ate the squid. Meanwhile in Ancient Egypt, the pharaoh had figured out the secret to making lollipops.
Talking about lollipops, Hagrid and Dobby were sitting in the Great Hall eating lollipops and chocolate, while reminiscing about the meaning of life and death. Just as their conversation was coming to a conclusion, Dumbledore burst into the Great Hall, beardless and bald, and began chanting in Ancient Greek. Dobby was so startled by his state of senility, that he imagined an evil cat strangling a dragon while eating churros like Harry and Hermione were doing while walking down Knockturn Alley.
As they made their way down the alley's dark curves, they came face to face with Draco Malfoy, who promptly threw his arms around their necks and yelled, "I love you all AND I'M WEARING LEATHER PANTS!"
Meanwhile Enoby cried tears of blood in the corner because she wasn't Draco s favorite anymore. A bucket of pink paint appeared out of nowhere and poured over her head, while she faded into nonexistence.
Harry came across a pile of moldy cheese and yelled, "Yum! Lunch!" Upon hearing this, the whole wizarding world swarmed like rats around the dumpster in order to partake of Harry's sumptuous feast.
And, so, morning came to an end.
Thanks for reading! The next part, "Afternoon" will some soon. R&R, my pretties!