I did this because i got really bored one day and decided the best way to waste an hour and a half was to write out the lyrics to this song in the trolls type
Disclaimer: I do not own homestuck or the song the twelve trolls of christmas.
*= singing
line breaks denote the start and end of the stanzas
The Twelve Trolls of Christmas
Terezi- *ON TH3 F1RST D4Y OF TW3LFTH P3D1GR33, MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 TO M3 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33!* H33 H33 H33 H33!
Sollux- *On the 2econd day of Twelfth Pediigree, my mate2priit gave two me two 2ets of 2taiir2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!* H44 H44 H44!
Nepeta- :33 *On the third day of Twelfth Pedigr33, my matesprit gave to me thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Feferi- *On the fourt) ( day of Twelft) ( Pedigree, my matesprit gave to me four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!* S1NG 1T, K4RK4T!
Karkat- *ON THE FIFTH DAY OF TWELFTH PEDIGREE, MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME FIVE FUCKASSES*
Terezi- TH4T W4S B34UT1FUL!
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Kanaya- On The Sixth Day Of Twelfth Pedigree My Matesprit Gave To Me Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *FIVE FUCKASSES*
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *meow meow meow*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!* GO T4V!
Tavros- *oN THE SEVENTH DAY OF tWELFTH pEDIGREE, mY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME, uH, sEVEN PARAPALEGICS*
Kanaya- Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *FIVE FUCKASSES*
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Vriska- *On the 8th day of Twelfth Pedigree, my m8sprit gave to me 8 spiders spinning*
Tavros *sEVEN PARAPALEGICS*
Kanaya- Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *FIVE FUCKASSES*
Feferi- *glub glub glub glub glub*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Gamzee- *On tHe nInTh dAy oF TwElFtH PeDiGrEe, mY MaTeSpRiT GaVe tO Me nInE CaNs oF FaYgO*
Vriska- *8 spinning spiders*
Tavros *sEVEN PARAPALEGICS*
Kanaya- Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *FIVE FUCKASSES*
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Eridan- On the tenth day of Twwelfth Pedigree, matesprit gavve to me ten empty buckets ...
Gamzee- *NiNe cAnS Of fAyGo*
Vriska- *8 spinning spiders*
Tavros *sEVEN PARAPALEGICS*
Kanaya- Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *CAN WE STOP YET?*
Terezi- NOP3! H33H33 H33!
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!*
Aradia- 0n the eleventh day of twelfth pedigree my matesprit gave t0 me beep eleven fr0gs a-leaping
Eridan- Ten empty (sniff) ne ne nyaaaaaaeeeehhhhh bleeehhhhh
Gamzee- *NiNe cAnS Of fAyGo*
Vriska- *8 spinning spiders*
Tavros *sEVEN PARAPALEGICS*
Kanaya- Six Reving Chainsaws
Karkat- *TEREZI, YOU SUCK!*
Feferi- *Four cuttlefis) (*
Nepeta-:33 *Thr33 sharp claws*
Sollux- *Two 2ets of 2taiirs2*
Terezi- *4ND A SC4L3M4T3E H4NG1NG FROM 4 TR33!* OK4Y GUYS, ON3 MOR3 T1M3!
Equius-D - on the twelfth of Twelfth Pedigree, my matesprit gave to me twelve rippling hoofbeasts
Aradia- Eleven fr0gs a-leaping
Eridan-vv-vv a-vvuh vvaaaaaahhhhhhh vveh (sniff sniff) vvieh- aaaahahahahaaaaaahaahaahhh ... ah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (continues till after Kanaya has this)
Gamzee- HeY MaN, YoU OkAy
Vriska- Eridan, oh my god!
Tavros- uH, wHATS GOING ON
Kanaya- Ive Got This (chainsaw reving to life)
Karkat- *SHUT THE FUCK UP*
Feferi- 38O O) (... o) ( my glub...
Nepeta-:33 Thank you Kanaya
Sollux- 2erve2 the a22hole riight.
Everyone except Eridan and Karkat- *And a scalemate hanging from the tree*
Karkat- FUCK YOU GUYS!
Your welcome.