Hey guys! This fic was written for my BBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT BEST BESTEST Friend Lizzie. All the credit goes to her.

(lizzie) Can we start the story now?

(me) Ok fine

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" Thanks soo much Danny. I wish I could find a way to thank you." said Sam, flirtasiously, as she walked home with Danny.

" It was no problem." said Danny, completely oblivious to the fact that Sam was flirting with him.

Lizzie was watching in fury from the window in her bedroom as Sam tried to make a move on her man. Suddenly, she got a wicked thought and began to plot her revenge on Sam. She would need a Sam voodoo doll, some pins, some frilly pink Barbie clothes, and a knife.

NEXT DAY

" Miss Manson, you have a package." said Jeeves, the butler. Sam took the package and opened it. Inside the box was a dolls head all decked out in pink frilly make up. Sam flipped the head over and saw that it was an almost exact replica of her head. Sam dropped the head and a note flttered to the ground and landed facedown next to the head. Sam cautiously picked up the note and read it out loud.

"Stay away from my boyfriend!!!" Following this statement, Sam felt a prick in her eye. It was as though some one had poked her eye with a pin, minus the blood. Sam shrugged and planned out a way to make Danny hers, despite the obvious threat.

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The next day, Sam recieved a similar threat, but she still did not head it. This continued untill the doll had obviously run out of parts to be sent as a threat(stop thinking so perverted, it's not that way, duh). On the day after the last piece has sent, Sam got no package, and she figured that everything would be fine.

But that day, at school, she found herself walking up to Paulina, her greatest enemy, and proclaiming that she loved her and kissing Paulina full on the lips in front of the whole cafeteria. The cafeteria burst into laughter, and she suddenly fainted.

Danny stood up and looked at Lizzie, who tried to hide the Sam voodoo doll under neath the table. Danny looked at the unconsious Sam, then at Lizzie, at Sam again, then Lizzie and answered

"Good work Lizzie. Lets go." And Lizzie kissed Danny , went over to Sam and said,"Never mess with my man again," then went out the door to the last class of the day. But Lizzie also snuck in the one-fingered salute before the doors slammed shut.

I know it's really short, but I did this a LONG time ago for my friend, and I thought, What the hey, why not put it up? This is for all the girls who want Danny for their own, and HATE Sam, but mostly for my friend Lizzie.